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World Doesn't Even Know Who To Admire Anymore After Tom Hanks Murders 5

World Doesn't Even Know Who To Admire Anymore After Tom Hanks Murders 5

LOS ANGELES—Millions across the planet expressed astonishment and exasperation earlier today, saying they no longer had any idea who to admire following beloved film actor Tom Hanks’ brutal Wednesday morning murder spree that claimed the lives of five. “Okay, honestly? Tom Hanks now?” said Los Angeles woman Marie Irvine, 43, echoing the voices of millions of human beings worldwide who reported being devastated by recent events like Oscar Pistorius’ murder trial, Lance Armstrong’s doping admission, and new accounts confirming that the Forrest Gump star strangled a family of five in Burbank before sitting down on their couch and calmly waiting for the police to arrive. “I literally don’t know who I’m supposed to look up to and revere at this point. Who are the good, respectable people in the world again? Because I was pretty much down to just Tom Hanks before this happened.” A majority of people reported feeling even more let down by Tom Hanks’ series of homicides considering they had already forgiven the actor for a 2006 drunk driving rampage that killed 12 children.
 

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IN the far west of NSW a man has been charged with stealing more than 150 goats.

Rural crime investigators from the Darling River Local Area Command have been investigating the theft from a property about 20km west of Cobar in February this year. It will be alleged the goats were removed from a paddock over a number of days.
On November 11, another landowner near Nyngan reported to police that nine goats had been taken from a paddock on the property.

Early yesterday, police arrested a 21-year-old man at Nyngan Police Station.
He was charged with two counts of steal stock and one count of malicious damage and refused bail to appear at Dubbo Local Court on Saturday.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/s...s/news-story/49abcf257cad2534afcc886dcd917f5d
 

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