I need both right about now, I'm getting crazy enough looking that a few people have jumped back and exclaimed "whoa! I didn't even realize that was you!" in a not too flattering way.
beard is a foot or longer by now and just wild looking
if I shave the beard clean off which is easiest then I'm going into the winter ass backwards and as far as the haircut goes the last time I got clipped I started this thread https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=178839 here, that was 6/23/2010. I'm fairly certain that the last time my hair was this long was back in the '70s.......
shaved that damn rats nest clean off my face today, took it down w/the dogs clipper in about 2 minutes flat, haircut tomorrow.......