i'm a fucking stoner!
I know there are some dirty minded people here:
Got stoned and ate chinese buffet/mongolian grill..jesus stuffed to the gills.
Sometime shortly after I narrowly avoided the inevitable SHART that would've totally ruined my day. You see when you're on a whisky diet such as myself you learn a few things that may save your ass.. stomach 'abrewin 8xthe recomended dose of chinese food.. I feel amateur may have felt confident and just let one rip. Been there done that, "not this time" I says. Took a trip to the porcelain throne and squeezed the charmin.