My cat pisses on the toilet...then the fucker howls to let him outside...fucking cats!! Lol!!
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Herbophile
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"Cat using the toilet"
That right there is a phrase I never would have guessed I'd be googling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQbHS4YJOMc
That right there is a phrase I never would have guessed I'd be googling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQbHS4YJOMc
I've always wanted to train my cats to use the toilet. Never gotten around to doing it, though it is simple in theory.
Can't convince my g/f to let me do what is necessary to get them used to it.
You basically start by putting their litter box next to the toilet til the cats are used to going in the bathroom to use the box.
Then you put the litterbox on the toilet. This part is a pain in the ass because yu have to move it if YOu need to use the toilet.
Next step is to get a shallow bowl or pan that fits the interior of your toilet bowl. Fill it with cat litter and put the seat down.
Once your cat gets used to sitting on the seat and going into the cat litter, you start to remove litter until there's very little left.
Last step is removing the bowl all together and now your cat just goes in the toilet.
Can't convince my g/f to let me do what is necessary to get them used to it.
You basically start by putting their litter box next to the toilet til the cats are used to going in the bathroom to use the box.
Then you put the litterbox on the toilet. This part is a pain in the ass because yu have to move it if YOu need to use the toilet.
Next step is to get a shallow bowl or pan that fits the interior of your toilet bowl. Fill it with cat litter and put the seat down.
Once your cat gets used to sitting on the seat and going into the cat litter, you start to remove litter until there's very little left.
Last step is removing the bowl all together and now your cat just goes in the toilet.
Good info, Anti. Even a 35 lb, fatt-ass mofo can handle that.
It freaked out my moms. She noticed the cat wiped his back side on the litter before covering his business. She thought he'd run around with a stanky bottom so I told her what cats do after that (and he wouldn't have to eat clay.) That really grossed her out.
But as soon as she realized that flushing is easier than fishin n flippin, she got with the program. She even took a pic to show her friends. Damn cat looks mortified, lol. No privacy.
It freaked out my moms. She noticed the cat wiped his back side on the litter before covering his business. She thought he'd run around with a stanky bottom so I told her what cats do after that (and he wouldn't have to eat clay.
) That really grossed her out.But as soon as she realized that flushing is easier than fishin n flippin, she got with the program. She even took a pic to show her friends. Damn cat looks mortified, lol. No privacy.
tell me cats aren't smart than dogs
never have seen a dog do that...but i figured out cats were smarter when i caught my ex-wife's chihuahua eating cat shit
i got a pet rock in 1978 and have never had to feed it or clean up after it.
it doesn't smell, don't make any racket, and i can take it out in public without worry.
even gets 'stoned' with me.
it doesn't smell, don't make any racket, and i can take it out in public without worry.
even gets 'stoned' with me.
That may work for some. I never leave the toilet seat down that is for girls.
It is my wife's cat.
She tried to train it to shit in the toilet, no dice, the fat thing would probably fall in anyway.
Of course I was being sarcastic. I don't like cats. They are too difficult to train, they don't listen, they like your house better than you, they like your food better than you, they kill billions of birds each year because assholes let them outside...
! heya, this is exactly why i don't let my rock outside! besides being difficult to find afterward.
cats kill mice and birds...
it's what they do.
why is that a bad thing?
my kitty loves his backyard.
he brought me a chipmunk the other day.
he didn't know wtf a raccoon with a peanutbutter jar on it's head was but he smacked it on the ass a couple 'o times none the less.
it's what they do.
why is that a bad thing?
my kitty loves his backyard.
he brought me a chipmunk the other day.
he didn't know wtf a raccoon with a peanutbutter jar on it's head was but he smacked it on the ass a couple 'o times none the less.
Closet_Grower
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yup agreed. although I agree with poster saying to keep kitty inside...
only because if I let my cat out she will be eaten by cougars and foxes...
in my town if you have a outside cat its life expectancy is only 4 years... if lucky
but my indoor kitty has 3 mice kills to date and she is only 1 1/2.
I never knew i had mice till I got my lil kitty... she fucking rules man...
I owed dogs my whole life and they never caught a mouse in the house.and my house is spider free thanks to lil kitty
Closet_Grower
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yup, but its your duty to keep em active and entertained...
Cats can be whatever you put into em.... mine fetches a paper ball, sleeps above my girls head every night, we have games we play...
the ball fetching is the best though...
fuck i wish my cat could tell me what she is thinking sometimes.
tell me cats aren't smart than dogs
but i figured out cats were smarter when i caught my ex-wife's chihuahua eating cat shit
shitty subject
Closet_Grower
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^^ yup my mom's dogs ate my cats shit too... kinda weird... no way in hell my lil' kitty would ever eat shit....
...hell she dont even like McDonalds, and thats pretty close to shit soooo
...hell she dont even like McDonalds, and thats pretty close to shit soooo
