Closet_Grower
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^^ lovely loking fella
Top stoner ... pet!
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Closet_Grower
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i like my kittys smell.... smells like kitty.
dog owners houses smell, but so do some cat owners, so I say people who dont clean up after their pet, smells.
one thing though, my cat is a lightweight cause she is only like 10 pounds... kinda sucks when ur smoking partner keeps pulling out on ya lol. jk
dog owners houses smell, but so do some cat owners, so I say people who dont clean up after their pet, smells.
one thing though, my cat is a lightweight cause she is only like 10 pounds... kinda sucks when ur smoking partner keeps pulling out on ya lol. jk
Ferret.
The little buggers will take care of themselves. Just leave a bag of food somewhere in your house. They will find it open it and feed themselves. They will steal items from your friends and put them in their stash spots. They will make nests out of shake/trim so you dont ned to buy bedding. They are easily litter box trainable(mine is in a special porch i made for her. They will kill any pests in your house.
Perfect stoner pet
The little buggers will take care of themselves. Just leave a bag of food somewhere in your house. They will find it open it and feed themselves. They will steal items from your friends and put them in their stash spots. They will make nests out of shake/trim so you dont ned to buy bedding. They are easily litter box trainable(mine is in a special porch i made for her. They will kill any pests in your house.
Perfect stoner pet
de-claw the front paws, make them indoor only and empty the liter box every once in a while... problems solved
Cats with their independence and somewhat self-reliance makes them the perfect stoner pet
I have 8 cats that never go out side, my house dosn't smell like kitties. Keep the "box of shit " clean use the right litter and you won't have any smell. also I really like my great dane as a stoner pet she sleep 18 hrs a day, but the standard poodle needs to chase the ball for a good 30 mins a day and he's walkies every morning, but he is my best buddy and with out a doubt one of the two best dogs I have every been around, the other dog was my black lab, he passed 3 years ago from a stroke at ten. So they are all stoner pets the cats and dogs cause me and the wife are old stoners.
A nice Doberman Pinscher is hard to beat!
I miss her so much... LOL!
Ojo
I miss her so much... LOL!
Ojo
My biased opinion, my Euro-working line bred German Shepherd. He is a great family oriented dog, my best friend...follows me like velcro, very intelligent, understands commands in 3 languages, and is fully bitework/protection trained.
I want to teach him to track cannabis", he is a good tracker so i think that would be cool, that way i'll know for sure how well i store my stash.
I want to teach him to track cannabis", he is a good tracker so i think that would be cool, that way i'll know for sure how well i store my stash.Weed-Luver
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thats 1 funny pic g-ho..big dog..
i agree with cats
my cat just chills all day long, doesnt ask for shit. doesnt bother me. but loves to be held and pet and also loves to play (ill chase him around the house, or have him try to catch a laser pointer...)
i love dogs too, but for a stoner they are just too much work. unless you have a perfectly trained dog, they tend to be a little wild and knock shit over..be loud and obnoxious when your trying to watch tv...and damnit i hate having a dog around when your trying to eat some damn food haha but i definitely like how you can roll with your dog to the park/beach whatever
my cat just chills all day long, doesnt ask for shit. doesnt bother me. but loves to be held and pet and also loves to play (ill chase him around the house, or have him try to catch a laser pointer...)
i love dogs too, but for a stoner they are just too much work. unless you have a perfectly trained dog, they tend to be a little wild and knock shit over..be loud and obnoxious when your trying to watch tv...and damnit i hate having a dog around when your trying to eat some damn food haha but i definitely like how you can roll with your dog to the park/beach whatever
Closet_Grower
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i had dogs and cats growing up... love em all
have a lil kitty now.... love her to bits... no stink... crystallized litter works wonders... ona in her pooping room... done
warm little fuzzy monster with squishy paws... cant beat it... dogs fuckin rule too no joke.... just never thought id get attached to a lil kitty so much.
have a lil kitty now.... love her to bits... no stink... crystallized litter works wonders... ona in her pooping room... done
warm little fuzzy monster with squishy paws... cant beat it... dogs fuckin rule too no joke.... just never thought id get attached to a lil kitty so much.
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Closet_Grower
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heres some of my lil kitty...
the best stoner pets are the edible ones
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How about a chicken?
EGGS man.........eggs.................mmmmm I love eggs
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How about a chicken?
EGGS man.........eggs.................mmmmm I love eggs
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PorkSword
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hell yeah! I forgot the chickens. Im down to 3 after the raccoons had their fill but we've had up to a dozen at times. they have such odd behaviors and personalities, I love sitting back and zoning on them. The eggs are fantastic and poop for the compost pile is a nice bonus too!.
How about a chicken?
EGGS man.........eggs.................mmmmm I love eggs
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On the strong possibility you're being sarcastic, please disregard. Otherwise,
toss the box, the cat will use the toilet. You don't have to train em, they teach themselves.
First put the litter box by the toilet to minimize disaster. Allow cat to observe your business but don't piss on em. Their natural curiosity is enough to figure out what's hapnin.
Once cat is familiarized with what's going down in the head, remove the box.
Leave the ring down for the cat. They can't flush but they can hit the target.
Cats are naturally instinctive to hide their business for survival so don't allow the cat to paw at floaters. Flushing the john is enough to let em know you're taking care of that part.
The pet store has a pan for folks who don't realize they don't need one. They help for exceptionally thick cats (and thicker owners) but you'll only need it one time.
All your cat needs is a look see to connect the dots. If your cat is already paws-on-toilet to see you wizzing, that's about all it takes. As soon as the slow ones see a log, it's a no brainer. Your cat wants his business to go away as much as you do. That's why they bury it.
