Norrath
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check out my editted post^
ask them for advice if theyre that kind of people maybe? compare stories? might get you some real life experience from others' mistakes....lord knows weve tried beating it into you
think I found yummybuds first date story
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check out my editted post^
ask them for advice if theyre that kind of people maybe? compare stories? might get you some real life experience from others' mistakes....lord knows weve tried beating it into you
i'm afraid the guys i'm drinking with are losers lol.
one of them is 30 and still lives at home. They talk about their failures with girls when they are drunk or exagerate how many girls they have been with.
most of them are single and have been for a long time.
one of the guy sis 22 and has a 16 year old girlfriend and the other two guys are 27 and 30 and single but hey have had girlfriend before.
one of them is 30 and still lives at home. They talk about their failures with girls when they are drunk or exagerate how many girls they have been with.
most of them are single and have been for a long time.
one of the guy sis 22 and has a 16 year old girlfriend and the other two guys are 27 and 30 and single but hey have had girlfriend before.
yeah dont chill with those dudes!
you need to hang out with the 17 year old and her friends...hopefully they're they "cool jock crowd"...buy them beer and just get an understanding of how "normal kids" should act, then do the same... you'll get laid in no time
ArcticBlast
you need to hang out with the 17 year old and her friends...hopefully they're they "cool jock crowd"...buy them beer and just get an understanding of how "normal kids" should act, then do the same... you'll get laid in no time
ArcticBlast
lol
yeah I don't hang out with these guys often just once in a while. I want to get out of the house tomorrow and get drunk.
last time I was drinking at one their homes and they were all drinking eating and watching porn lol, thought that was weird.
the 30 year old guy is kind of odd also and lives with his parents.
I'm going to try and aks that girl to come and smoke a dube with me and see if she says ok....
but tomorrow i'm getting drunk...... i'm getting depressed sitting around at home by myself.
last time I was drinking at one their homes and they were all drinking eating and watching porn lol, thought that was weird.
the 30 year old guy is kind of odd also and lives with his parents.
I'm going to try and aks that girl to come and smoke a dube with me and see if she says ok....
but tomorrow i'm getting drunk...... i'm getting depressed sitting around at home by myself.
lol
guidos? lol.
lol i've seen that pic before its funny because they all have the same hairstyle and clothes. but I bet they are getting hot girls.
lots of douchebags get hot girls.
nah brah you would be better off getting mad jacked grow a beard, have long hair, deal coke and drive a big ass lifted truck, chicks dig that in Canada.
do you need training wheels my man? do you need someone talking into a bluetooth headset spitting all your lines?
god damn yummy at least stop trying to be so pathetic. can you at least do that???
OMG she doesnt want to smoke weed, take her somewhere else then. a cool date spot is the local aquarium, theres other places too. USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN NIMWIT.
how do you honestly expect to be a lawyer when you cant even make simple decisions...
That's Loserville. Get new friends, preferably girls.
Norrath
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YUMMYBUD! the aquarium is the best idea, my buddy and i were prophesying how awesome our aquarium is as a date spot. you get really REALLY ripped beforehand, wash your hands, thats where much of the smell is, visine up your eyes, and go in...my friend was telling me of his recollections of the children on field trips...THEY ALWAYS KNOW youre stoned, he exclaimed, astonished. no one else, just them. anyways...
ive never taken a girl there, hell havent been there in well over a decade im sure.. but he had recently taken a girl whom he actually genuinely cares about to the quarium. they then went for food at cafe crepe(cheap pitchers and decent food/prices). it's close by less than 2Ks away from the park, and there's pay parking right behind, aritzia and the 'cafe'. fucking best date idea ever. if youre down with huddling in a cramped restaurant and like sushi, the one on the adjacent corner is good too. i dont like seafood, though..
YOU COULD THEN...hop to the movie theater if youre down with a 100$+ date....a BLOCK away. (put more in the machine! dont fuckup and get your car towed like me...but then she came over and we fucked and then went to get my car and pay 200$ impound fee together...)man there are so many things to do here, it's not even plausible to do all there is; turn anything/and negatives into positives, ever hear, "when life throws you lemons, make lemonade?"
disclaimer: this isnt what i think you should do with the 17 year old...but for your own age, or adult type date, yes for sure. maybe skip the meal with her, just do aquarium? get yourself stoned, and her if shes down, no shame in smoking by yourself with her. explain the fucked up laws to her, get her on your side.. shoot the shit.
you live in the best place to be doing this shit, possibly the hardest women to deal with, (oh man i love going to the states, ill leave it at that, dont want to start a war)
leave your bubble man, and clean your place up, how you ever going to bring her home with that shit a pigsty? she probably wont be AS adverse to going back to your....residence as much as your own age would, considering your living with some people...and such...
and yes, smoke a doob and clean, it's how it's done man
ive always thought something like, if youre going to LIVE in disarray, YOU are going to be in disarray. gotta clean up your act, SLOW YO ROLL, playar. meh. high ramblings again.
well the hard part is starting a converstaion with her to ask her out.
I can't jsut randomly walk up to her and be like hey want to go to th aquarium this weekend.
I don't really know her and havne't talked to her much at work. I've only had like short chats with her when she comes around me not much. but I get a hint that she likes me thats all so I haven't really gotten to know her much at all.
I need to be able to have a conversation with her and then somehow casually ask her. not go up to her and ask her out on a formal date in a weird awkward way.
and like I said on sat when she works and I work that douche guy may be around so when i talk to her on say lunch time or break he'll be around.
I notice whenever I go around the cashiers and i'm talking to another cashier she notices and turns around and looks at me and says something so I think she likes me.
I can't jsut randomly walk up to her and be like hey want to go to th aquarium this weekend.
I don't really know her and havne't talked to her much at work. I've only had like short chats with her when she comes around me not much. but I get a hint that she likes me thats all so I haven't really gotten to know her much at all.
I need to be able to have a conversation with her and then somehow casually ask her. not go up to her and ask her out on a formal date in a weird awkward way.
and like I said on sat when she works and I work that douche guy may be around so when i talk to her on say lunch time or break he'll be around.
I notice whenever I go around the cashiers and i'm talking to another cashier she notices and turns around and looks at me and says something so I think she likes me.
Norrath
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you chunky monkey. beta male...
she probably does like you, because youre not coming onto her strongly, and showing some nice guy restraint, type of thing. big deal that is, it wont get you laid. act on it man, go up to her and blurt out some random statement, or question, it doesnt have to be anything important, it could even be a complaint, perhaps you both share this gripe and wish to bitch about it as commoners....
who knows?!
that's the magic of it, you could walk up to her and just ask her to go with the aquarium with you, she knows youre probably not a rapist, drug dealing thug, gangaassstarrr, terrorist, nor 12 years old, or another female. she knows youre fairly legit.
what SAY you simply ask her? what's the worst she would say? no, and give a reason why, in which case you could rebut(because youre trying to be a lawyer let's remember) with something....in this case, i personally like to go on the offensive and rebut with something to make her think critically about the situation. she either will play along, or become offensive back at me in which case i know she cant think like a nonbitch, and isnt worth the work from that point on. youll never learn ins and outs of who or what kind of person you like to grab a date with, else youll just be chasing tail, random taming of the shrew, of whom will take AGES to find mrs right, because youre attacking girls at such a slow pace. sorry if that's really blunt:/ not trying to be mean.
cant just talk about anything? like ANYTHING?! i think shy girls are hte hardest to read, the really conservative ones, because i cant read their reactions, because they dont have any. DONT BE LIKE THIS, dont be awkard. humanize yourself. EXASPERATE your emotions, raise some eyebrows, smile!!!(how many times have you heard this, honestly, lol) etc.
/spoonfeed.
/smack forehead.
she probably does like you, because youre not coming onto her strongly, and showing some nice guy restraint, type of thing. big deal that is, it wont get you laid. act on it man, go up to her and blurt out some random statement, or question, it doesnt have to be anything important, it could even be a complaint, perhaps you both share this gripe and wish to bitch about it as commoners....
who knows?!
that's the magic of it, you could walk up to her and just ask her to go with the aquarium with you, she knows youre probably not a rapist, drug dealing thug, gangaassstarrr, terrorist, nor 12 years old, or another female. she knows youre fairly legit.
what SAY you simply ask her? what's the worst she would say? no, and give a reason why, in which case you could rebut(because youre trying to be a lawyer let's remember) with something....in this case, i personally like to go on the offensive and rebut with something to make her think critically about the situation. she either will play along, or become offensive back at me in which case i know she cant think like a nonbitch, and isnt worth the work from that point on. youll never learn ins and outs of who or what kind of person you like to grab a date with, else youll just be chasing tail, random taming of the shrew, of whom will take AGES to find mrs right, because youre attacking girls at such a slow pace. sorry if that's really blunt:/ not trying to be mean.
cant just talk about anything? like ANYTHING?! i think shy girls are hte hardest to read, the really conservative ones, because i cant read their reactions, because they dont have any. DONT BE LIKE THIS, dont be awkard. humanize yourself. EXASPERATE your emotions, raise some eyebrows, smile!!!(how many times have you heard this, honestly, lol) etc.
/spoonfeed.
/smack forehead.
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maybe you should not come off as a druggy the first thing that comes from your mouth, and stick to what's remotely familiar with her...
not everyone is as liberal as us, heh, as much as i like me the psilocybin...
PS ...need to buy, THE GAME...give it a read.
I don't see whats so difficult.. yummy drives a Porsche and works at a place with young girls who want penis, yummy doesn't have a small penis.. yummys penis + young girl = sexy time
Whats the problem? yummy is afraid his penis is to big and old for this young girl so he tells himself that he can't put penis in this girl because she is to young but what yummy has forgotten is he to is young and girls want yummys penis. We could go on and on but the fact still remains the penis is not happy with how yummy has been treating him lately
Whats the problem? yummy is afraid his penis is to big and old for this young girl so he tells himself that he can't put penis in this girl because she is to young but what yummy has forgotten is he to is young and girls want yummys penis. We could go on and on but the fact still remains the penis is not happy with how yummy has been treating him lately
lol druggy. lol i'm no way a druggy. I just smoke weed and rarely drink.
i'm just trying to figure out if she is interested. I know when girls ask you questions thats a good thing, like personal quetions.
she asked me if I go to school I told her I just finished and she was asking me what I took in university and what I want to do with it.
i'm just trying to figure out if she is interested. I know when girls ask you questions thats a good thing, like personal quetions.
she asked me if I go to school I told her I just finished and she was asking me what I took in university and what I want to do with it.
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