The stupidest weed names you've heard or been offered

[GorillaGreenz]

OK, i'm not referring to a grower who carefully bred a strain and then gave it a name.... That's at least within your rights to name it, as you've created a new strain. Hopefully you would want to respect your time and efforts and give it a good name. I hope to breed more in the future but right now just a simple hobby grower due to space limitations.

To an extent the grower/breeder gets much more credit for naming weed as they've done all the work. Now when a DEALER/MIDDLEMAN decides to take an unnamed bud and create a new name for it that's when I get pissed off.

The list...

Hairy Zest -garbage
Fuzzy OJ -garbage
Sour Piff -good bud, stupid name
Purple Shaman Kush - ????
Fruit Diesel - ok bud, lame name

 

[DitBaMay]

I ask some dumb kid if the weed was m-39, which i didn't want and the little fucker said, no its not M but its 39!??!! Wtf is that suppose to mean? LOL

 

[MrBomDiggitty]

why you askin dumb kids questions about weed?

 

[Green Supreme]

M 39 was the Seed Bank designation, was like a model number. Mine is Green Crack, like we need weed associated with crack. Peace GS

 

[etinarcadiaego]

I ask some dumb kid if the weed was m-39, which i didn't want and the little fucker said, no its not M but its 39!??!! Wtf is that suppose to mean? LOL

Isn't M-39 supposed to be NL#5 crossed with Skunk #1? A cross of the two most legendary, and widely known strains . . .

If I may, why weren't you interested in it?

 

[dookiesquad]

Lime Green Extreme.

And a friend got some jamacian grown purple chocolate haze.

 

[Green Supreme]

Pretty sure that m39 was Skunk x Basic 5 started in Seed Banks catalogue in 1987. Peace GS

 

[etinarcadiaego]

Pretty sure that m39 was Skunk x Basic 5 started in Seed Banks catalogue in 1987. Peace GS

Is Basic 5 Northern Lights #5?

 

[DitBaMay]

Isn't M-39 supposed to be NL#5 crossed with Skunk #1? A cross of the two most legendary, and widely known strains . . .

If I may, why weren't you interested in it?

M-39 around here is the beaster of all beaster and that's why I didn't want it, he had it at home that's why I ask.
yes I know it a cross and its from sssc seed bank and clone only now.
and and you can cut it down at 39 days and sell it as crazy ass beasters LOL.

 

[Mr. Hugeblunts]

Gorilla Glue
Skittles- made by myself for some bagseed I grew. It smelled like a mouthful of skittles

 

[spyvsspy]

Milk Duds..............it looked kind of like a milk dud.......but the smoke was true to name, a dud.

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

I ask some dumb kid if the weed was m-39, which i didn't want and the little fucker said, no its not M but its 39!??!! Wtf is that suppose to mean? LOL

It means you never buy weed of that kid again

 

[etinarcadiaego]

and and you can cut it down at 39 days and sell it as crazy ass beasters LOL.

yah any strain cut @ day 39 would definitely not be worth it. lol.

Onto the thread topic, I bought some green once in Indiana that was called "Neon Lights" - not sure what it was supposed to be but it was written on the bag of each of the pre-bagged 1/8ths we got.

All I know is strain names are OUT OF CONTROL ridiculous, even popular strains have names that are absolutely retarded. Breeders cater to buyers who prefer to buy seeds with a cool name than from a top-shelf genetics. There's a sucker born every minute worldwide, but probably every 10 seconds in America.

 

[GorillaGreenz]

Haha great dumb names!

 

[Marywanna]

I live on M-53

 

[Green Supreme]

Basic 5 and NL are different. Both were used in crosses at that time but the Northern Lights ones were labelled NL{2 or 5}. Peace GS

 

[alpinestar]

pineapple express
how many idiots have used that name now?

 

[MoldyFrogToe]

Moldy Basement

And yes, they smelled like a moldy basement, but only because they were moldy beasters.

People make up so many names its crazy

 

[Green Supreme]

Anything masculine, I mean we love the ladies right? Peace GS

 

[unclefishstick]

nanilchik wheelchair weed, gag reflex(super cough weed)