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Guest3498
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the van,
not a creature was stirring, not even a Phan.
The bandanas were hung by the campfire with care,
in hopes that The Great Icculus would soon be there.
Nugjars nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of mahl dawg danced in their heads.
Ma with her flat brim and I with mah dreads,
Had just settled down for a trip in our heads.
The w00ks were all passed out,
curled up on the floor.
They used all their drugs,
'they dreamed of groundscores'.
Back on the lawn we caused such a clatter!
The Custies turned around to see what's the matter.
Out to the lot I flew like a flash,
Pulled out a nugget and sold it for cash.
The generators lights on the kids down below,
Gave the luster of mid-day after the show.
When to my delight who should appear?
Mike in his golf cart drinking a beer!
A small crowd had gathered ‘round Mike’s trusty golf cart
the w00ks kept on asking 'when's the after party start?
When all of a sudden the bright lights did flash,
Trey, Page and Fish joined Gordo to do a monster mash Stash!
When all of a sudden kuroda turned the lights low
The crowd writhed with anticipation - it was time for the show!
More rapid the drugs and their courses they came,
And PHISH jammed to Gamehendge, and called them by name;
"Now, Tela! Now, Rutherford, Now Poster and Unit Monster
On McGrupp! On Sloth! on Jimmy & Spotted Striper!"
From the back of the lawn to the moats and the aisles.
The phans raged that show in true frenzied style.
And as Gordo dropped bombs that would melt Frosty'd face,
Trey got all jacked up and ran all over the place.
After raging the show, the Phish we did thank,
by gathering around that big nitrous tank!
Mafia slingin' $5 for 1 or $20 for 5,
Do too much and you take a dive.
After many balloons to my car so I can sleep,
My head a spinning because I got in too deep.
As I lay there I think of the next schwill in sight
A Happy terr to all, and to all a good-night.
See you all in woosta.... Happy holidays...
not a creature was stirring, not even a Phan.
The bandanas were hung by the campfire with care,
in hopes that The Great Icculus would soon be there.
Nugjars nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of mahl dawg danced in their heads.
Ma with her flat brim and I with mah dreads,
Had just settled down for a trip in our heads.
The w00ks were all passed out,
curled up on the floor.
They used all their drugs,
'they dreamed of groundscores'.
Back on the lawn we caused such a clatter!
The Custies turned around to see what's the matter.
Out to the lot I flew like a flash,
Pulled out a nugget and sold it for cash.
The generators lights on the kids down below,
Gave the luster of mid-day after the show.
When to my delight who should appear?
Mike in his golf cart drinking a beer!
A small crowd had gathered ‘round Mike’s trusty golf cart
the w00ks kept on asking 'when's the after party start?
When all of a sudden the bright lights did flash,
Trey, Page and Fish joined Gordo to do a monster mash Stash!
When all of a sudden kuroda turned the lights low
The crowd writhed with anticipation - it was time for the show!
More rapid the drugs and their courses they came,
And PHISH jammed to Gamehendge, and called them by name;
"Now, Tela! Now, Rutherford, Now Poster and Unit Monster
On McGrupp! On Sloth! on Jimmy & Spotted Striper!"
From the back of the lawn to the moats and the aisles.
The phans raged that show in true frenzied style.
And as Gordo dropped bombs that would melt Frosty'd face,
Trey got all jacked up and ran all over the place.
After raging the show, the Phish we did thank,
by gathering around that big nitrous tank!
Mafia slingin' $5 for 1 or $20 for 5,
Do too much and you take a dive.
After many balloons to my car so I can sleep,
My head a spinning because I got in too deep.
As I lay there I think of the next schwill in sight
A Happy terr to all, and to all a good-night.
See you all in woosta.... Happy holidays...
and am staying in and watching the stream on livephish. Very cool, I wish they did this for every show...
So did my buddy LOL
