The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gypsy Nirvana]

'Thank heavens - for small mercy's '

 

[dogzter]

consider getting stoned.

Going with a couple 510 mod based units for now.

 

[jokerman]

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Going with a couple 510 mod based units for now.

Its forward thinking and hard work and ingenuity such as this which put men on the moon FFS!

 

[Putembk]

In and out today.... making plans for a fishing trip. I am out of High Chew......good shit!!! Like a fart in the wind!

If you can get ahold of this do it!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

This band was HUGE in the UK - waaay - back in the 90's - but never seemed to crack into the US market so well -
Oasis - 'Don't Look Back in Anger' -

 

[Gray Wolf]

Bears like the water as much as many of us. They are good swimmers.

Here in Canada I don't think your allowed to carry in a park unless you have a special permit that some folks can get for protection, like a guide, a forestry worker, occupational workers, otherwise it's a no no.

I use to work as a park Interpreter(naturalist) after my evening program was over and I turned of the generator, all the visitors were gone and it was very dark, all the eyes would become visible. Some nights I was wishing I had a gun but most of the eyes were from small mammals. Some nights there were so many eyes it was like stars in the night sky.

I had to have to a program on animals in the park so people would know how to react to an animal encounter. I worked in Sasquatch Provincial Park, they called it that for a reason but I have no idea how to react to an encounter with a Sasquatch. Yes, I had a big footprint cast for my Sasquatch program.

I had a concealed carry permit but the judge said that while they couldn't keep me from enjoying my second amendment right to carry, they could prevent me from discharging it in a National Park.

I blame the issues on the morons that feed them. The next morning I followed the bears trail only to find scat with Snicker's wrappers in it.

 

[jokerman]

Another example which led to underwater exploration
RIght on Log Island FFS!

 

[jokerman]

I had a concealed carry permit but the judge said that while they couldn't keep me from enjoying my second amendment right to carry, they could prevent me from discharging it in a National Park.

I blame the issues on the morons that feed them. The next morning I followed the bears trail only to find scat with Snicker's wrappers in it.

Wow ,I like snickers too.

 

[jokerman]

 

[dogzter]

Bubba approves.

Dreamwood 22 is a most excellent 510 through water.
Nice giant bowl to vape by candlelight cuz our powers still out.

 

[pop_rocks]

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Going with a couple 510 mod based units for now.

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Bubba approves.
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Dreamwood 22 is a most excellent 510 through water.
Nice giant bowl to vape by candlelight cuz our powers still out.

im not too up to speed with this vaping stuff but those look cool
so in the first pic, you took your yeti bottle and glued it to a walkman?
next up: you took grandmas wooden spoon holder and made it into bong?! with second walkman?!
eta: nice iron

2nd pic: no problems! here
cool dog pic

3rd pic:
now you put bong on your cell phone?
what is that thing and how do i download the app?!

 

[Putembk]

another day in the books

 

[dogzter]

im not too up to speed with this vaping stuff but those look cool
so in the first pic, you took your yeti bottle and glued it to a walkman?
next up: you took grandmas wooden spoon holder and made it into bong?! with second walkman?!
eta: nice iron

2nd pic: no problems! here
cool dog pic

3rd pic:
now you put bong on your cell phone?
what is that thing and how do i download the app?!

Ok first and third pics are different kinds of vaporizers that operate off a ecig modbox giving precise control over coils and performance.
Second pic is a Bubba at 4 months old.

All I can say is.........powers on bitches!!!!
Giddy with joy over that.

 

[Magu🌈]

im not too up to speed with this vaping stuff but those look cool
so in the first pic, you took your yeti bottle and glued it to a walkman?
next up: you took grandmas wooden spoon holder and made it into bong?! with second walkman?!
eta: nice iron

2nd pic: no problems! here
cool dog pic

3rd pic:
now you put bong on your cell phone?
what is that thing and how do i download the app?!

Yea, Im not familiar with vaping either. One time my nephew came to visit and asked if we wanted to get high? We said “hell yea”. So he hands this vape pen to my older brother , who has never seen one. Anyway, he hits it and doesnt see any smoke when he exhaled so he thinks its not working. So he keeps hitting it again and again trying to make some smoke. It put his dick in the dirt !

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Yea, Im not familiar with vaping either. One time my nephew came to visit and asked if we wanted to get high? We said “hell yea”. So he hands this vape pen to my older brother , who has never seen one. Anyway, he hits it and doesnt see any smoke when he exhaled so he thinks its not working. So he keeps hitting it again and again trying to make some smoke. It put his dick in the dirt !

Earlier this year - I tried an American import thc vape pen - and was quite impressed on how potent it was - I only needed 2 hits - and I was borderline la-la-land - 3 hits and I was a very stoned alien - lol

 

[HempKat]

Yeah man - it's been another anxiety driven day in Gypsy's world - that's for sure - first the shock and unwanted surprise of learning that I ain't getting out of here so soon - when I really did think that I was on my way - today - then to learn that I need more surgery to install this pacemaker - with no set date yet - and have to take a blood thinning drug because of it - till the day I die -

So I kinda broke down this afternoon - after a big sneeze waylaid me - and literally felt like someone with a blunt scimitar -- was slowly pushing it into my chest cavity - and all the pain meds I was on at the time was paracetamol - which to me ain't no sorta pain med to combat that sorta pain - in fact to me paracetamol is more like a placebo/fake pain med - so I just went to the floor - found the high backed chair - and held on to it so tight - as if I was on a sinking ship - in a violent storm - even the docs couldn't pry my fingers off it - and after almost busting my tear ducts thru massive flooding over about 45 mins - my wife showed up to visit and found this snotty wreck - that was the remains of her husband so entangled in this chair - snivelling and muttering - due to a sort of pain I have never/ever experienced - she made short shirft of the medical professionals confusions - and demanded that they quickly give me something of maximum strength - which was an orally administered hydrocodone - and gradually I managed to find bits of my shattered sanity - to assemble a workable psyche - within about 30 mins - of cuddling and soft words from her - as the pain killer took effect - finally - and the sneeze-slow-stab pain finally became weak and then inconsequential -

- This is seriously bad quality of life time - and it does help me digest and expel it by writing about it - at least - some sort of dark therapeutics at play here -

Yeah unfortunately something as simple as a sneeze can cause a pretty severe pain when you've had your sternum split open, ribcage spread apart, stuff done to the bits protected inside the ribcage, then had the ribcage closee back up and the sternum held together with a few wires until it all heals. Being stabbed slowly in the chest with a blunt scimitar, sounds like a pretty good description, although for the record I've never been slowly stabbed with a blunt scimitar. lthough all that other stuff I did experience when I had my double bypass years ago.

Two pieces of relatively good news, as long as you follow the doctors orders that he sends you home with you should heal to the point where the pain you felt is just a minor ache, in about 6-8 weeks, at least that was the time frame for me. The other good piece of news is that the vividness oof how the pain felt should fade from memory in a few months, leaving you just remembering that there were moments of pain and what caused them but somehow it doesn't seem as vivid. For me the worst pain was when they yanked out the drainage tubes. The doctor took hold of the tubes, told me to turn my head and cough and when I did he yanked them out. I remember it was the worst pain I ever felt but I'd be hard pressed now to descirbe it any more then that.

Hopefully they gave you a small pillow to hug against your chest for moments such as sneezing, coughing, laughing, etc. It might seem silly but it helps to soften the blow some. If they didn't give you one to take home then get one and keep it close by until you fully heal for when you feel anything that triggers that pain coming on.

 

[BumSplodgeBrownPants]

Morning Old Farts! How are we feeling?
Let's hope your morning bowel movements go smoothly.
My pup refuses to poop down the lane in the morning and saves them up till he gets home.
His new trick is running up behind me fast as he can and trying to rip the lead out of my hand...

 

[Unca Walt]

Must have been a good natured bull, with human contact to help tame their potential rowdy nature.

He got laid a LOT!!

Among other memories, there was an old grouch from down the road who would come leading a cow and shouting to me, "Where's thuh bull? Where's thuh bull?"

Back then, kids did as they were told, so I would go get my pet monster.

 

[Unca Walt]

In and out today.... making plans for a fishing trip. I am out of High Chew......good shit!!! Like a fart in the wind!

If you can get ahold of this do it!

Wozzee sayin'? We are susposed to be farting in the wind? WTF is "High Chew" ? <-- I thought I knew them all.

Like Red Man, Skoal, Big Kick, Beech-Nut, Brown's Mule, Levi Garrett?

Again, it is The Speaking In Tongues...

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Yeah unfortunately something as simple as a sneeze can cause a pretty severe pain when you've had your sternum split open, ribcage spread apart, stuff done to the bits protected inside the ribcage, then had the ribcage closee back up and the sternum held together with a few wires until it all heals. Being stabbed slowly in the chest with a blunt scimitar, sounds like a pretty good description, although for the record I've never been slowly stabbed with a blunt scimitar. lthough all that other stuff I did experience when I had my double bypass years ago.

Two pieces of relatively good news, as long as you follow the doctors orders that he sends you home with you should heal to the point where the pain you felt is just a minor ache, in about 6-8 weeks, at least that was the time frame for me. The other good piece of news is that the vividness oof how the pain felt should fade from memory in a few months, leaving you just remembering that there were moments of pain and what caused them but somehow it doesn't seem as vivid. For me the worst pain was when they yanked out the drainage tubes. The doctor took hold of the tubes, told me to turn my head and cough and when I did he yanked them out. I remember it was the worst pain I ever felt but I'd be hard pressed now to descirbe it any more then that.

Hopefully they gave you a small pillow to hug against your chest for moments such as sneezing, coughing, laughing, etc. It might seem silly but it helps to soften the blow some. If they didn't give you one to take home then get one and keep it close by until you fully heal for when you feel anything that triggers that pain coming on.

Ya - there are 11 rings of surgical stainless steel wire - holding my chest together - and they will be there till after the day I die now - and they have only been there for a few days - so haven't 'bedded' in yet - and it's pretty much very raw meat and bone that they are bonded to - and when I did that great big sneeze yesterday - my fault was trying to contain it - because I knew it was gonna hurt - but trying to contain or muffle the sneeze - just made the pressure worse - I guess - and maaaan - that was the sorta pain that can turn grown men - into grovelling babies - as it did to me - plus all the 'painkiller' I had in my body amounted to just a coupla paracetamol tablets - so they have now got me on something much more effective - although I can still feel some pain when I cough - but it's manageable -

I had the drainage tubes yanking delio too a few days ago - and that was pretty darn 'OUCH!' - and yeah - they did give me a tightly rolled up towel to hug - if I feel the need -

Pain or Pleasure - ya gotta take it and process it - assimilate it - and enjoy the joys and laughter - or somehow roll with the woes and painful disaster - all part of life - you might try and avoid - but sooner or later - lady luck ain't-a-kiss'in our butt's no more - and ya just gotta deal with it the best way you can -

Grin and Bear - Grin and Bear -