The Original O'l Farts Club.

[oldfogey8]

I got a photo of this one on my property in central MA. last fall.
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This one was visiting my yard outside of Worcester in March. It smashes the bird feeders and steals a suet cage or two when I forget to bring them in at night…

 

[oldfogey8]

I saw Black Bear regularly floating the Rogue River and one night I woke to the sound of one in our camp trying to break into my cooler. I tried yelling and throwing rocks to scare him off, but instead he advanced sniffing, so I discharged my .357 into the ground at his feet and he scooted.

One of the other campers across the river complained to the park ranger about the gunshot, who came and wrote me a ticket for discharging a firearm in a National Park.

Better than the ranger calling the coroner to pick up your mangled body.

 

[jokerman]

Bears like the water as much as many of us. They are good swimmers.

Here in Canada I don't think your allowed to carry in a park unless you have a special permit that some folks can get for protection, like a guide, a forestry worker, occupational workers, otherwise it's a no no.

I use to work as a park Interpreter(naturalist) after my evening program was over and I turned of the generator, all the visitors were gone and it was very dark, all the eyes would become visible. Some nights I was wishing I had a gun but most of the eyes were from small mammals. Some nights there were so many eyes it was like stars in the night sky.

I had to have to a program on animals in the park so people would know how to react to an animal encounter. I worked in Sasquatch Provincial Park, they called it that for a reason but I have no idea how to react to an encounter with a Sasquatch. Yes, I had a big footprint cast for my Sasquatch program.

I thought I saw Sasquatch in my garden this weekend

 

[jokerman]

This one was visiting my yard outside of Worcester in March. It smashes the bird feeders and steals a suet cage or two when I forget to bring them in at night… View attachment 18991824

scary ,but still a lot of cutlets there if you ask me.

 

[Putembk]

Better than the ranger calling the coroner to pick up your mangled body.

You should have just told him you had burritos for dinner......

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

How are you going to get up all those steps to your flat ???

I dunno kev - I really don't know - maybe one at a time - over some time - slowly - carefully - like climbing the North face of the Eiger - 'praps?

 

[oldmaninbc]

I thought I saw Sasquatch in my garden this weekend

Could of at least left some fertilizer behind.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

 

[bigsur51]

I dunno kev - I really don't know - maybe one at a time - over some time - slowly - carefully - like climbing the North face of the Eiger - 'praps?

I just got off the phone with Irene and she said she will be right over to help you get your mind right

so if I was you , just pretend you are asleep and she will leave…

it is about bedtime over there ain’t it?…

 

[bigsur51]

I thought I saw Sasquatch in my garden this weekend

you sure it wasn’t Saxsquatch?….

 

[jokerman]

you sure it wasn’t Saxsquatch?….

didnt hear a sax !

 

[jokerman]

I just got off the phone with Irene and she said she will be right over to help you get your mind right

so if I was you , just pretend you are asleep and she will leave…

it is about bedtime over there ain’t it?…



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She gots legs all the way up to her hiney

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I just got off the phone with Irene and she said she will be right over to help you get your mind right

so if I was you , just pretend you are asleep and she will leave…

it is about bedtime over there ain’t it?…



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Thanks bigsur - I'd best try and sleep now - I really do need it - good night -

 

[Drifting13]

You guys that are growing tomatoes off to talk to Drift. That dude has more tomatoes and more varieties and I’ve ever seen. He also grows lots of pineapples…

Any Mater ??? I'll be happy to try and answer. As far as the pineapples go, we have a dozen plants out front with last count of 15.
Anyone interested in Mater seeds PM me & I'll put a list together.

 

[Drifting13]

I'm growing some of what he gifted me a few years back.
German johnson, Black krim, amish gold,

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I thought that was you from cabana. Glad to hear your still growing my Maters...

 

[Drifting13]

Thassa Brit car. Whut's she doin' with Colonial whiskey?

Probly came off of a AirForce base. I used to trade whiskey & cigars for hash...

 

[dogzter]

I thought I saw Sasquatch in my garden this weekend

Did you have your shirt off in front of the window and see your reflection again?

 

[jokerman]

Did you have your shirt off in front of the window and see your reflection again?

My nipples are not as big

 

[dogzter]

Power has been out for the last 45 minutes.
Hope it comes back on.

 

[jokerman]

Power has been out for the last 45 minutes.
Hope it comes back on.

consider getting stoned.