No he won't, but by that time at least he'll be able to have a hard on and do something with it.
soon as he takes a piss that boner will be gone….he would be better off trying to kick a soccer ball down the hallway
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The Original O'l Farts Club.
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soon as he takes a piss that boner will be gone….he would be better off trying to kick a soccer ball down the hallway
CharlesU Farley
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Now you see why I sent you that private, direct message!So now its been 5 days since my bowels moved - I'm sitting on a suppositorie - wishing and hoping that it works - all this fentanyl and morphine has blocked me up - BAD
Just think if you had loaded up on (I'm going to talk like I used to with the good 'o mountain boys up here) "a whole mess of fried chicken, mashed taters, pole beans, and a whole bunch of cobbler." how you would be feeling now?
CharlesU Farley
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Great pic GW!
You know, when you were posting that massive wall of T&A yesterday, the first thing I thought was "no no, please stop, we don't want Gypsy to get a hard on!!!!".
He probably doesn't remember it, but the Foley catheter (tube that goes in his dick, into the bladder, to drain his piss) only got pulled out a couple of days ago. But everything "down south" isn't going to be working perfectly normal at this stage and I was pretty sure those pics were just going to give him a "rager".
Harley just said, y'all are so bad, leave the poor guy alone.
Glad my last name's not Foley... imagine having a tube that get stuck in people's dick/pussy named after you. That would be almost as bad as "Lord and Lady Douchebag."
Those pants are so tight.....if she had a dime in her back pocket you could tell if it was heads ot tails!
I heard Fleet has a unit with a turbo option for the difficult timesSo now its been 5 days since my bowels moved - I'm sitting on a suppositorie - wishing and hoping that it works - all this fentanyl and morphine has blocked me up - BAD
I remember when in my youth the joke was "Be careful of the Illinois Enema bandit."
He was known to give unsuspecting people involuntary enemas.
OleReynard
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Now how's that happen without one knowing about it?
Glad he was down in your neck of the wood.
You finding any morels down there yet?
Glad he was down in your neck of the wood.
You finding any morels down there yet?
Super cute pup
OleReynard
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Shits and giggles, more giggles than shits
I simply love unmitigated debauchery
If you are going to debauch,thats the right way or else stay home FFS!
It was the cutie on the right that was so chatty with me.
CharlesU Farley
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I'll make this one short, believe it or not, nah this is going to be a long one.Yeah but there is still alot of painful prodding and pulling of wires out of the body to go - they just took a huge long.wire out of my neck - and there are 4 more still in my heart- one in every chamber - and there's me thinking that when they pulled out the drainage hosepipes - it was gonna be all over - but naaaa - then the constant E.C.G's - checking my heart
- who am I to complain? - seems like the docs and med workers here have fixed me - just have to be a good boy in recovery and not overdo it -
The term for pulling out your breathing tube is called extubate. In the old days, you would have been on a ventilator for about a _week_ before they would start to wean you off, so people became psychologically dependent on the "breathing machine".
When it came time to extubate, there was one old battle axe RT, an old school/old world German woman by the name of Frauline Blau. When she would pull out the tube, she would stare directly into the patient's eyes and yell, "take a big deep breath and breathe or you're going to _die_!!!
Talk about positive reinforcement.
And speaking of inflatable BP cuffs, couple of years ago I got bit by a rattlesnake and had to be transported to the ER. They slapped one of those fuckers on my arm and every 5 minutes it would inflate. Keep in mind, I got bit on my hand and It was swelling up like a balloon. Throbbing pulsating pain, that got exceedingly worse _every_ time that fucking thing inflated.
I hadn't worked in this hospital in 30 plus years and didn't know anybody, but at one point I had to tell them, y'all got to take this goddamn thing off because my arm feels like it's going to explode.
I used a bunch of technical terms instead of cussing like I usually do, so they'd know I was one of _them_. Most non-medical people don't use the term "exacerbate" .
The cuff was removed and they came in to do it manually.
The moral of this long-ass story? Roll with it as much as you can, but you're getting to the point now to where if something's uncomfortable and you _really_ don't want to do it and it's _really_ bothering you, let them know and they'll fix it or make it better!!!
he dosent have his glasses
We should see if he is on social security at leastYou are old enough I’m sure. Welcome anytime
CharlesU Farley
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Oh shit, I graduated high school in 73! I'm one of the youngsters compared to a lot of these old fucks in this thread. 69 is mighty fine!!!
Like Gypsy said, if you're starting to shit your pants, or at least have frequent skid marks, this is the place for you!
Its safer with you and Swede if you take a cold bath and count bubbles.
At least you get to look at what you cant have for another day.
he may be doing it as we speakNo he won't
