The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Hombre del mont]

Ya - being an enema virgin - this is quite traumatic - but Hallelujah!! - I have managed to produce something - it don't look like an ostrich egg though - and I ain't putting a pic of it up here either!

When do you expect to be allowed home?

I didn't shit until 6 days after my surgery and the following day I managed to blag my way home.

 

[OleReynard]

I've found that because my oesophagus and trachea were so scratched during the operation - that if/when I eat solid food - even porridge - it tends to stick to the wound inside - so causes me to cough - which is very painful - - and could split open my STERNOTOMY - so I've just been eating soup and crackers dunked in the soup - and yogurt - and bananas mostly today -

- I'm VERY constipated - having not taken a dump since Sunday morning - and they have been giving me laxatives for 2 days now - only result so far - are a coupla very feeble farts - but they could be the precursor - for ridding myself of about - 3 kilos of very smelly rocks -

Should've been taking lax the first day ya went in.
Them opiates bind me up.

 

[OleReynard]

What are you trying to do to them brother?

Yours don't whine when they want let out?

 

[OleReynard]

Owsley was captivated by Miles Davis. Can understand the profound transformation.

But Miles was a junky

 

[Gray Wolf]

Yours don't whine when they want let out?

Ours has a dog door so when she puts the moves on us, it's more like she wants food or a walk, but she doesn't whine.

She roots with her head or hands me her paw to get my attention, then makes good eye contact and gives us "the look."

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

When do you expect to be allowed home?

I didn't shit until 6 days after my surgery and the following day I managed to blag my way home.

The doctors seem to be pleased with my rate of recovery - even downgrading my pain meds to dihydra codeine and paracetamol now

 

[Hombre del mont]

The doctors seem to be pleased with my rate of recovery - even downgrading my pain meds to dihydra codeine and paracetamol now

Wow, that's really good. I was taking oramorph for 3 months; nasty stuff.

 

[OleReynard]

The doctors seem to be pleased with my rate of recovery - even downgrading my pain meds to dihydra codeine and paracetamol now

Told ya, ya had this

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

fried day it is…get the pony keg and turn up some ABB…. R.I.P. Dickey

 

[bigsur51]

fried day it is…get the pony keg and turn up some ABB…. R.I.P. Dickey
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coffee first please

 

[SubGirl]

Good morning folks. Trying out my new submarine pipe this morning with some nice cap junky herb. Flying solo today as Mr Sub is volunteering at the elementary school this mornin. This works well with my solo II. Hope everyone is having a groovy day. Nice to see you getting better @Gypsy Nirvana

 

[OleReynard]

fried day it is…get the pony keg and turn up some ABB…. R.I.P. Dickey
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Healthy

 

[OleReynard]

Good morning folks. Trying out my new submarine pipe this morning with some nice cap junky herb. Flying solo today as Mr Sub is volunteering at the elementary school this mornin. This works well with my solo II. Hope everyone is having a groovy day. Nice to see you getting better @Gypsy Nirvana
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Ain't ya gonna need a good set of lungs for all that?

 

[SubGirl]

Ain't ya gonna need a good set of lungs for all that?

It’s not too bad. First time I tried a water feature with my vape

 

[Putembk]

Morning OFC! Spent the last 45 minutes catching up.

Glad you are as feisty as ever GN!

Cold and snow here. That's Colorado for ya!

Need to pour another cup and wander downstairs.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Told ya, ya had this

Yeah but there is still alot of painful prodding and pulling of wires out of the body to go - they just took a huge long.wire out of my neck - and there are 4 more still in my heart - one in every chamber - and there's me thinking that when they pulled out the drainage hosepipes - it was gonna be all over - but naaaa - then the constant E.C.G's - checking my heart rhythm - and the old right arm getting strangled by the bleed'in inflatable blood pressure cuff seems like every half an hour - but hey - who am I to complain? - seems like the docs and med workers here have fixed me - just have to be a good boy in recovery and not overdo it -

 

[BumSplodgeBrownPants]

Good to hear you're doing alright @Gypsy Nirvana !

By the way, how old do you have to be to pop in here? I feel old, but some of you guys probably have 30 years more on me.

 

[SubGirl]

My cat Louie is complaining cause I’m vaping as he misses the second hand smoke buzz. I might need to fire one up for him. He’s an addict

 

[OleReynard]

Yeah but there is still alot of painful prodding and pulling of wires out of the body to go - they just took a huge long.wire out of my neck - and there are 4 more still in my heart - one in every chamber - and there's me thinking that when they pulled out the drainage hosepipes - it was gonna be all over - but naaaa - then the constant E.C.G's - checking my heart rhythm - and the old right arm getting strangled by the bleed'in inflatable blood pressure cuff seems like every half an hour - but hey - who am I to complain? - seems like the docs and med workers here have fixed me - just have to be a good boy in recovery and not overdo it -

Didn't say it was gonna be a cake walk went thru this with both my folks.
Your pillow is your best friend for a while

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Good to hear you're doing alright @Gypsy Nirvana !

By the way, how old do you have to be to pop in here? I feel old, but some of you guys probably have 30 years more on me.

I'd say that you'd have to be out of diapers/nappies - at least - but then you might be so old that you get back in to them again - if you know what I mean?