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The Original O'l Farts Club.
- Thread starter Putembk
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Well GW, you're just the titty man here today! Now we need Big to show up for some, pardon the pun, big, _big_ butts.
I'm more of a camel toe guy myself. But I prefer them unclothed and I don't think they allow that here on ICM.
Harley didn't react. I was expecting to get a stank eye on that one but she knows how I am.
oldmaninbc
Well-known member
That's a bummer!
CharlesU Farley
Well-known member
Harley is positive that is you and Silver Wolf.
OleReynard
Well-known member
That's gross, man.
OleReynard
Well-known member
This is worse than Wanda off of In Living Color
Face kinda looked like Cher, lmao
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
oldmaninbc
Well-known member
There is no reason I would ever allow myself to abuse the morphine I take. Life is difficult enough without adding an addiction, but I suppose I am already physically addicted, just not the mental addiction. I am sorry for the sorrow you have experienced.
oldfogey8
Well-known member
I was sold on him immediately. He is smaller than I thought but he took to us almost immediately. My wife was a bit concerned about him maybe being a pit bull. His paperwork said Belgian Malanois and Mastiff. I don’t believe it but meh. My wife was sold on a lab mix but Brian’s story of being brought back to the shelter made her cave. He is very well behaved and is familiar with cats. He’d like to play with them.
About 10 years ago, we had almost free access to narcotics and pain medication’s. They have since changed everything about drug dispensing here. My first day at pain management They threw five pills a day at me, these are the biggest Vicodin they make. I weaned down to 2 1/2 a day and I’m very comfortable there, considering how miserable I am…
Remember Gilligan said it was going to be a three-hour tour, and we know how that went.Don't get him started on the Yacht dream again.
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
I had a back operation 9 years ago.I've found that because my oesophagus and trachea were so scratched during the operation - that if/when I eat solid food - even porridge - it tends to stick to the wound inside - so causes me to cough - which is very painful -- and could split open my STERNOTOMY - so I've just been eating soup and crackers
dunked in the soup - and yogurt - and bananas
mostly today -
- I'm VERY constipated - having not taken a dump since Sunday morning - and they have been giving me laxatives for 2 days now - only result so far - are a coupla very feeble farts - but they could be the precursor - for ridding myself of about - 3 kilos of very smelly rocks-
One week in the hospital and after three days of a stop work order
I went back into full production The Hospital shook ,the Drs and Nurses rejoiced ,I set off some alarm and septic system went into a trouble mode.
You may need to hold off on French kissing for a while.I've found that because my oesophagus and trachea were so scratched during the operation - that if/when I eat solid food - even porridge - it tends to stick to the wound inside - so causes me to cough - which is very painful -
- I'm VERY constipated - having not taken a dump since Sunday morning - and they have been giving me laxatives for 2 days now - only result so far - are a coupla very feeble farts - but they could be the precursor - for ridding myself of about - 3 kilos of very smelly rocks
You got it off the page alright
there is a yacht club that I may join and take a few lessons ..
Learn to Sail
Our season starts in Spring and c lasses meet at the Port Angeles Yacht Club, 1305 Marine Drive, Port Angeles, WA (360-457-4132). Time is divided between “classroom” and “on the water”...
www.communityboatingprogram.org
About 20 years ago when I was at the lodge, I filled up two toilets they could not flush because of all the oatmeal I deposited in there. I didn’t realize how much steel cut oats swell up once they get warm and have moisture around them. That stuff got into my bowels and when it came out, there was not a dry in the building. I believe they hired a plumber to clean out both of the toilets that I destroyed. It was so bad I had to have one of my brothers at the lodge stand security at the door so no one walked in while I was filling the toilet… the sad part is I had no shame whatsoever when it was discovered and no one knew it was me…I had a back operation 9 years ago.
One week in the hospital and after three days of a stop work order
The Hospital shook ,the Drs and Nurses rejoiced ,I set off some alarm and septic system went into a trouble mode.
