This is a visual joke so I will do my best...
Two steelworkers are working on a skyscraper, one is at the top, one at the bottom. The man at the top shouts down to his mate and uses hand signals to indicate that he wants a 10 (shows all his fingers) foot (points at his foot) tape measure (mimes pulling a tape measure out)
and the man at the bottom pats his arse, gives 2 pelvic thrusts and makes the international symbol for masturbation, the side to side fist.
No, shouts the man at the top and he repeats his mime.
Again the man at the bottom pats his backside, thrusts his pelvis and makes the masturbation sign.
This goes on for a few minutes until the man at the top decides to go down and get the tape measure himself. When he gets to the bottom, he asks his mate WTF he was on about patting his arse etc "I want a 10 foot tape measure" he says, while demonstrating the mime for each word.
"I know" says the other bloke, "I was saying it's in your back pocket you fucking wanker"
Two steelworkers are working on a skyscraper, one is at the top, one at the bottom. The man at the top shouts down to his mate and uses hand signals to indicate that he wants a 10 (shows all his fingers) foot (points at his foot) tape measure (mimes pulling a tape measure out)
and the man at the bottom pats his arse, gives 2 pelvic thrusts and makes the international symbol for masturbation, the side to side fist.
No, shouts the man at the top and he repeats his mime.
Again the man at the bottom pats his backside, thrusts his pelvis and makes the masturbation sign.
This goes on for a few minutes until the man at the top decides to go down and get the tape measure himself. When he gets to the bottom, he asks his mate WTF he was on about patting his arse etc "I want a 10 foot tape measure" he says, while demonstrating the mime for each word.
"I know" says the other bloke, "I was saying it's in your back pocket you fucking wanker"
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