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A really hot chick walks into a bar. No one was really in, just the bartender and his buddy!
The girl says, "bartender giver a falstaff!" Well the bartender gives Her the beer,
and say,"hard day?" The girl says,"yeah!" drinks the beer with one gulp, looks at the bartender and passes out cold on the bar!
The 2 guys are just like," what the fuck?" Laughing they carry the girl in the store room and lay Her on a cot in the back. "She can sleep it off here." says the bartender. His buddy was like "man look she aint wearin no panties!"
"Come on!" says the bartender. " Nah man. Look at how fine she is! I havent been layed in forever!" and the guy proceeds to have sex with the girl.
And nowing it was going on the bartender could not resist. The guys finished and went back to the bar, shaking their heads!
A little while later the girl comes out of the back and says," alright guys...
we ll see you later, thanks!"
The next day the guys,are back at the bar shooting the shit. When in walks the girl. " Hey guys! Bartender, give me a Falstaff! I had a bad day!"
The guy gives Her the drink and She drinks it and just as the day before,
passes out on the bar! Face first! Stuned but please the 2 take the girl in the back and have sex with Her several times! When they were done the guys went back out to the bar. A little while later the girl comes out. " Thanks guys, see ya!"
Well believe it or not on the very next day the same thing happened> The girl comes in goes up to the bar. And the bartender says, " Dont tell me...you want a Falstaff!"
" No not today...that Falstaff makes my pussy hurt."
The girl says, "bartender giver a falstaff!" Well the bartender gives Her the beer,
and say,"hard day?" The girl says,"yeah!" drinks the beer with one gulp, looks at the bartender and passes out cold on the bar!
The 2 guys are just like," what the fuck?" Laughing they carry the girl in the store room and lay Her on a cot in the back. "She can sleep it off here." says the bartender. His buddy was like "man look she aint wearin no panties!"
"Come on!" says the bartender. " Nah man. Look at how fine she is! I havent been layed in forever!" and the guy proceeds to have sex with the girl.
And nowing it was going on the bartender could not resist. The guys finished and went back to the bar, shaking their heads!
A little while later the girl comes out of the back and says," alright guys...
we ll see you later, thanks!"
The next day the guys,are back at the bar shooting the shit. When in walks the girl. " Hey guys! Bartender, give me a Falstaff! I had a bad day!"
The guy gives Her the drink and She drinks it and just as the day before,
passes out on the bar! Face first! Stuned but please the 2 take the girl in the back and have sex with Her several times! When they were done the guys went back out to the bar. A little while later the girl comes out. " Thanks guys, see ya!"
Well believe it or not on the very next day the same thing happened> The girl comes in goes up to the bar. And the bartender says, " Dont tell me...you want a Falstaff!"
" No not today...that Falstaff makes my pussy hurt."