I did an online diagnostic test for Psycopathy, for a giggle, a few weeks ago... It was a list of statements, and you either mark 1, 2, or 0 depending on if and how much the statement applied to you. Result being "The subject has criminal tendencies"
Oh dear.
Was searching for marijuana causing male breast enlargement, found this: Moses complains to God about the difficulties of watching over the freed slaves in the Sinai wilderness: "Have I begotten them, that you should say to me, Carry them in your bosom, as a nursing father bears the sucking child … ?" God must be a bit confused on this one...