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stoned Welsh sheep go on rampage...

armedoldhippy

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a flock of sheep is stirring up trouble after allegedly dining on leftover cannabis plants that were "fly-tipped" (illegally dumped). as reported by the Daily Register, the psychotic sheep "went on a rampage" through the normally dull community, getting into folks' gardens, with one allegedly entering a home & "leaving a mess in the bedroom", LOL! :biggrin:
 
kakaman

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...sychotic-rampage-after-eating-cannabis-plant/

The European Union one world government thought police strike again.

Sheep are feared to have gone on a "psychotic rampage" after eating cannabis plants dumped in a Welsh village.

The remains of an illegal cannabis factory was fly-tipped and worried locals fear the sheep have been munching the plants.

County councillor Ioan Richard raised the alarm, saying the sheep have been "roaming the village" causing havoc by breaking into homes.

Mr Richard said: "There is already a flock of sheep roaming the village causing a nuisance.

They are getting in people's gardens and one even entered a bungalow and left a mess in the bedroom
Cllr Ioan Richard
"They are getting in people's gardens and one even entered a bungalow and left a mess in the bedroom."

He warned of the dangers of the rest of the flock discovering the remains of the cannabis plantation dumped at Rhydypandy, in the Swansea valley in South Wales.

He said: "I dread to think what will happen if they eat what could well be cannabis plants - we could have an outbreak out of psychotic sheep rampaging through the village."

The councillor has been waging a crusade against frequent fly-tipping in the countryside in his area.

He said the remains of the cannabis factory, on a road above Salem Chapel near Rhydypandy, was the latest danger.

The remains of a cannabis factory were dumped at the side of the road
The remains of a cannabis factory were dumped at the side of the road CREDIT: WALES NEWS
Mr Richard said that there had already been instances of sheep being killed in the village after straying into the road in the neighbouring village.

He said: "I told the council officers to make sure it was reported to the police before removing any evidence of what looks like the dumped remains of a cannabis growing establishment."

The village of Rhydypandy in the Swansea valley in South Wales
The village of Rhydypandy in the Swansea valley in South Wales CREDIT: WALES NEWS
A Swansea Council spokesman said it acted swiftly to clear the cannabis remains, but could not confirm if any sheep had eaten the plants.

He added: "We made the police aware of this incident as soon as it was reported and arranged a site visit together.

"The fly-tipped waste has now been removed, but we'd urge anyone with information about who may be responsible to contact either ourselves or South Wales Police.

"Fly-tipping has a negative impact on local communities, so we're doing all we can to both prevent it and clean up as quickly as possible at known hot spots.

"We also investigate all cases of fly-tipping and will take enforcement action if there's sufficient evidence."
 
BrainSellz

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This should shine some light on the fly-tipping problem.

Haha and one of them went into a house and shit in the bedroom.
 
stoned-trout

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I would be eating sheep if they showed up at my pad.....yeehaw..even if they were tough my dog would eat em/
 
mr.brunch

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Ha.
Sheep got high , got clever, and thought " you eat sheep, sheep gonna shit in your bedroom "
 
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And why haven't the sheep been arrested?
Apparently, stoned sheep lose all inhibitions, and get rather promiscuous.

Fortunately, the stoned "psychotic" sheep in Swansea were quickly given pacifiers and the incident came to a happy ending for all!

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But Wait, here's MORE about Swansea's obsession with Sheep!
3 Brothers Arrested for Running a "Sheep Brothel" Where People Sleep With Animals
 
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ChaosCatalunya

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A lot of LOLz, but it is a shit story and shit journalism, there has been some problems with Sheep hooliganism, but that is probably the result of the local endemic sexual abuse, not cannabis.

No Sheep got stoned, but some wanker on the council speculated that eating some freshly flytipped Atami Light Mix soil, with added "Sheep Crack" AKA Perlite is going to send them crazy. Like crazier than they already are.
 
moses wellfleet

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Yeah well I think they could use some advice if they took a look at these boards, so they can grow something a little better than sheep fodder!!
 
CoCoSativas

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Skip said:
And why haven't the sheep been arrested?
Apparently, stoned sheep lose all inhibitions, and get rather promiscuous.

Fortunately, the stoned "psychotic" sheep in Swansea were quickly given pacifiers and the incident came to a happy ending for all!

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But Wait, here's MORE about Swansea's obsession with Sheep!
3 Brothers Arrested for Running a "Sheep Brothel" Where People Sleep With Animals
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Jesus fucking Christmas I'm sorry but that's messed up.

I hope no such "ram inn" type shit exists here in Canada that's backwoods ×100 000 maybe more ugh that's rowdy done the wrong way
 
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