time to tell
Hey there bro
I'm in the same situation cause I used my parents to co sign my mortgage. Meaning that even though Im mid twenties my mum can be painful about me growing weed. She knows I used to hard out, hell she's even hung my clothes out to dry on airers with 4X600W HPS and 40 plants in the room. But now I've got a kid and a wife she told me if she catches me growing in this house she'll "disown me" and kick me out straight away! Probably an empty threat but you get the picture. Naturally I grow, but every time she comes up I have to dismantle everything and run plug in air freshners through the whole house! She's got pretty liberal views on cannabis for a completely straight non smoker however she spends nights not being able to sleep cause she's worried about me going to jail, I cant convince her I wont go to jail for 5 plants so I just lie.
Good luck with the olds, why dont you just do what I do and stash things in the attic, garden shed, boot of your car, or even amongst the plants in your yard until she goes home? I find the closet in my bedroom is pretty sacred, mum wont look in there. Also plant activities for the whole time your olds are staying so they're away from the house as much as possible.
Good luck
Hey there bro
I'm in the same situation cause I used my parents to co sign my mortgage. Meaning that even though Im mid twenties my mum can be painful about me growing weed. She knows I used to hard out, hell she's even hung my clothes out to dry on airers with 4X600W HPS and 40 plants in the room. But now I've got a kid and a wife she told me if she catches me growing in this house she'll "disown me" and kick me out straight away! Probably an empty threat but you get the picture. Naturally I grow, but every time she comes up I have to dismantle everything and run plug in air freshners through the whole house! She's got pretty liberal views on cannabis for a completely straight non smoker however she spends nights not being able to sleep cause she's worried about me going to jail, I cant convince her I wont go to jail for 5 plants so I just lie.
Good luck with the olds, why dont you just do what I do and stash things in the attic, garden shed, boot of your car, or even amongst the plants in your yard until she goes home? I find the closet in my bedroom is pretty sacred, mum wont look in there. Also plant activities for the whole time your olds are staying so they're away from the house as much as possible.
Good luck
how can you not see your parents for a couple of years ?! I'd take em out to a nice restaurant or something, are they planning to sleep at your place? id probably have a friend handing me hes keys and id pretend i lived in his apartment during their visit ,give ur friend some money for hotel and hookers and he will be fine, but thats just me
Tell them you have something to tell them." Very important", and you don't want to have to "keep the closet closed" when they are around.
While driving to your house ask them how they feel about gay people, black people and pedophiles.
They will have visions of you being gay and that you are taking them home to meet your boyfriend,who happens to be black and 12 years old.
Then, when they get to your place and see that "it's only weed"...whew!! what a relief, and everything will be cool.
Please follow this script and let us know how it works out...oh and pics please..cuz I get the feeling it will be a Kodak moment, smiles all around
Tell them you have something to tell them." Very important", and you don't want to have to "keep the closet closed" when they are around.
While driving to your house ask them how they feel about gay people, black people and pedophiles.
They will have visions of you being gay and that you are taking them home to meet your boyfriend,who happens to be black and 12 years old.
Then, when they get to your place and see that "it's only weed"...whew!! what a relief, and everything will be cool.
Please follow this script and let us know how it works out...oh and pics please..cuz I get the feeling it will be a Kodak moment, smiles all around
Tell them you have something to tell them." Very important", and you don't want to have to "keep the closet closed" when they are around.
While driving to your house ask them how they feel about gay people, black people and pedophiles.
They will have visions of you being gay and that you are taking them home to meet your boyfriend,who happens to be black and 12 years old.
Then, when they get to your place and see that "it's only weed"...whew!! what a relief, and everything will be cool.
Please follow this script and let us know how it works out...oh and pics please..cuz I get the feeling it will be a Kodak moment, smiles all around
Lock the door, and tell your parents you rent the room to a friend for storage, and don't say anything more about it.