Oh my god! Toilet paper sucks so much
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Cookie monster
Me I use fiberglass insulation....with a solid diet of cookies I do need a mild abrasive to clean the blue bum fur 
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Iron_Lion
Me I use fiberglass insulation....with a solid diet of cookies I do need a mild abrasive to clean the blue bum fur
Do you harvest the Dingleberries first?
They do have value...
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Lol! We had a little saying- "The side streets, and the main drag"
I can't believe no one has said this yet, so I guess I'll be the one.
Baby wipes are nice, but they leave you with a WET ASSHOLE.
That's not my idea of feeling clean, lmao.
For some reason I'm reminded of Borat.
"How is my back pussy?"
"Looks good. Moist."
"How is my back pussy?"
"Looks good. Moist."
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superbolan
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Need that Star Trek toilet paper, it circles uranus looking for klingons
always get two-ply so you can use both sides.
i use tp for the initial clean up - 1 good wipe up the crack, fold in half and go get the second wipe, then i finish up up with 1 or 2 (mex food) baby wipes- it's sweet. it sucks getting used to wipes cuz when you go to jail they have the FUCKIN worst tp, something like 80 grit!!
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Guywithoutajeep
i use steel wool
those baby wipes sound a little better than what i use, i knew a guy who claimed to do a claw type of technique. He'd attack the outter areas and sweep inwards.
those baby wipes sound a little better than what i use, i knew a guy who claimed to do a claw type of technique. He'd attack the outter areas and sweep inwards.
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LolaGal
while we are on this subject maybe you guys can confess.
What the heck is the deal with your poopy stained underwear?
It is always folded up in the hamper waiting ther like a claymore mine.
I put it in the washing machine, but I see your poopy pants!
Girls never have poopy stained underwear.
p.s. Bayb wipes suck. Charmin Ultra Soft TP rules.
What the heck is the deal with your poopy stained underwear?
It is always folded up in the hamper waiting ther like a claymore mine.
I put it in the washing machine, but I see your poopy pants!
Girls never have poopy stained underwear.
p.s. Bayb wipes suck. Charmin Ultra Soft TP rules.
You all need diapers or nappies!!!
aasin527
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there is, rarely the infamous itchy asshole syndrome. you wipe till clean, an hour later a massive itch leads to a safety wipe, bam, mystery spot
Is that what you'd guess? I'd guess you don't know what you are talking about but since this is not a thread about meth.
This is now the second time you've come to a thread and see me and go on to make comments about Japan instead of me or the topic. Weak sauce man.
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