Number 1 old fart tip

[St. Phatty]

is that what Methane gas is - old farts ? REALLY old ?

It's NOT EASY to combine Scatalogical Humor with a Paleontology-Chemistry question in one short sentence.

How about some Old Farts Haiku ?

 

[armedoldhippy]

enormous dog barks
neighbors want to call police
old farts just snicker

 

[mean mr.mustard]

stale poop scented breeze
assaulting pedestrians
and soiling trousers

 

[armedoldhippy]

as poems get foul
dictionaries get pulled out
pace of posting slows

 

[mean mr.mustard]

thesaurus useless
pull out genuine feeling
throw it on paper

 

[mean mr.mustard]

old man leaking pee
seems normal until you see
it's because he sneezed

Wait are haikus supposed to not rhyme?

Well hell this is just becoming too much fun!

 

[armedoldhippy]

poetry for fun
smoking weed to keep me sane
pot is expensive

 

[exploziv]

I am a great poet
Way too oiled by weed
My verses not even rhyme

 

[armedoldhippy]

one short in first line
two short in the second line
too many in third

 

[exploziv]

I am so great at this
I wasn't even counting
Just made sure it doesn't rhyme

 

[St. Phatty]

If you really want to experience a stinky fart

give canned cat food to a 3 week old kitten.

You will be looking all over the house for something that spilled or a hidden dinosaur turd.

 

[brickweeder]

Ate roast beef last night
Ribeye the night before that
Woke up to gout foot

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Eat or drink cherries
Inflammation is supposed
To dissipate then

 

[armedoldhippy]

old age really sucks
golden years is a huge lie
live your life today

 

[brickweeder]

Eat or drink cherries
Inflammation is supposed
To dissipate then

Hmmm...that's what they say
but cherries or juice don't work
colchicine for me

 

[brickweeder]

old age really sucks
golden years is a huge lie
live your life today

yes indeed that's true
most of what they say are lies
smoke weed then blow glass

 

[brickweeder]

If you really want to experience a stinky fart

give canned cat food to a 3 week old kitten.

You will be looking all over the house for something that spilled or a hidden dinosaur turd.

fed my cat canned fish
she even drank the fish juice
gifted me a fart

 

[pop_rocks]

cats belly is full
returns a gift of magic
breath in deeply friends

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Eyes burn with the love
Nausea instead of a smile
Glad it's not a dog

 

[pop_rocks]

lets not blame the dog
the air around me so foul
mr mustard strikes again