Blue Rhino
Active member
If you ever run out of ice at a party, you can always use gin.
Number 1 old fart tip
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- if you see or hear helicopters at night time - they are probably not for you -
St. Phatty
Active member
How come nobody makes sheets & blankets that are ventilated ?
So that, speaking of old farts, when it senses the impending Sulfur smelling Cloud of Doom, a fan turns on and vents the offending smells away ?
So people don't have to blame the Dog.
So that, speaking of old farts, when it senses the impending Sulfur smelling Cloud of Doom, a fan turns on and vents the offending smells away ?
So people don't have to blame the Dog.
brickweeder
Well-known member
always check the cap on the chili flake shaker at the pizza joint...some asshole like me might have unscrewed it but left it on.
St. Phatty
Active member
#1
If you wake up in the morning and it's smokey outside, either someone had a big Grateful Dead re-union and didn't invite you, or something is burning.
#2
If you introduce your male neighbor whose idea of everyday conversation is to say that "he killed 24 cats", to a female neighbor who says "I killed 110 squirrels", it doesn't mean they're going to become friends.
But they might have something to talk about.
If you wake up in the morning and it's smokey outside, either someone had a big Grateful Dead re-union and didn't invite you, or something is burning.
#2
If you introduce your male neighbor whose idea of everyday conversation is to say that "he killed 24 cats", to a female neighbor who says "I killed 110 squirrels", it doesn't mean they're going to become friends.
But they might have something to talk about.
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Blue Rhino
Active member
Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with.
or if you do, fuck it up so they think you are incompetent...
if you can't find your glasses or hat, look in the mirror. they -might- show up...
Starts out as “some is good, more is gooder”
Blue Rhino
Active member
"Good enough" rarely is.
they make both underwear & bedspreads with carbon layered in these days...the bedspread won't save you from a Dutch oven though...
i'm over being embarrassed. now, i'm just happy to find my damn glasses. which is why i now have about six pairs lying around the house, in my truck, and in my turkey hunting vest...same with Bic lighters.Armed, don't you just hate it when that happens?
This is very true,,,if you can't find your glasses or hat, look in the mirror. they -might- show up...
many times when high on haze I have opened many a drawer looking when all the time there on my head,,,
don’t happen nearly as much when I’m just stoned ,,,,
hunting lighters ?
that one really pisses my missus off who gave up smoking cigarettes a good while back and don’t smoke cannabis,,she’s very un accepting of my difficulty locating lighters,lol,,,s2
St. Phatty
Active member
What tool do you use for unloading a bowl ?
I packed up some Blueberry Headband for a night smoke last night, and didn't touch it.
I always have Cookies for a morning smoke.
I hear some wealthy pot heads have personal pot sommeliers to roll their joints, and unload their water pipes.
I packed up some Blueberry Headband for a night smoke last night, and didn't touch it.
I always have Cookies for a morning smoke.
I hear some wealthy pot heads have personal pot sommeliers to roll their joints, and unload their water pipes.
indica193
Member
f**kGrowing weed is like having an affair.....as bad as you want to brag and talk about it to somebody...it is best to keep it quiet...or the sweetness will come to an end
best tip old or young
Yet here we are… talking about growing weed.
indica193
Member
yeah well my buddies can't (won't) read forums in general* so that's that
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