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NUGENT: The Declaration of Defiance !!!!

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DiscoBiscuit

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I don't know. Ted could smack Chuck upside the head with an E chord at 120 db. Then smack him again with the machine-head of his Byrdland in all the confusion. Even Chuck would have to go down with an arsenal like that.
 

genkisan

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Ted's about old enough to have been drafted, he wouldn't have to volunteer. Whether somebody gave him a break hasn't made the headlines, yet. Muhammad is a peace advocate. No smack of hypocrisy with Ali. I'm not suggesting any with Terrible Ted either.

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An interviewer from the British newspaper The Independent questioned Nugent about a 1977 interview in High Times magazine in which Nugent allegedly detailed elaborate steps taken to avoid the Vietnam draft.[40]

He has the rage, but he doesn't have the war record. At 18, he was called up to serve in Vietnam. "In 1977 you gave an interview to High Times [the cannabis user's journal of record] where you claimed you defecated in your clothes to avoid the draft."

("I got 30 days' notice of the physical," Nugent told them. "I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up.")

"I never shit my pants to get out of the draft," says Nugent, good-naturedly.

"You also told them you took crystal meth [methamphetamine, the highly destabilising drug sometimes described as poor man's crack] before the medical - as a result of which, and I quote: 'I got this big juicy 4F.'"

"Unbelievable. Meth," he replies, in a tone of deep sarcasm. "Yes, that's my drug of choice. You've got to realise that these interviewers would arrive with glazed eyes and I would make stories up. I never did crystal meth. And I never pooped my pants."

"But you did dodge the draft." "I had a 1Y [student deferment]. I enrolled at Oakland Community College."

"You said then that you wanted 'to teach the stupid bastards in the military a lesson'. I'd have thought you'd have loved the army. Guns. Travel. Danger." "Back then, I didn't even understand what World War II was."

"So basically," - I admit that I have, unaccountably, started to speak Nugent - "you didn't want to get your Michigan ass blown off in Vietnam." "Correct. I did not want to get my ass blown off in Vietnam."

"I know you do a lot of charity work for wounded veterans. Has it occurred to you that someone else may have died in Saigon because you didn't go?"

"Absolutely."

Nugent's name, as I am sure he's aware, appears, along with those of Cheney, Bush and many of their fellow Republicans, on a website called chickenhawks.com. It lists those who have evaded or abbreviated their own military service then, later in life, developed an appetite for war and machismo, either personally or by proxy.

"So has this made you..." "Certainly. Because I failed to serve in Vietnam, I feel an obligation now, to do everything I can to support those defending our freedom. Do I feel guilt and embarrassment? Yes."

"You missed your calling."

"I wish I'd understood how important America's fight against our enemies was. But did I go to Fallujah two years ago? Damn right I did. And was I in Afghanistan, manning a 50-calibre machine gun in a Chinook - ready to rock? Yes. Was I there for years? No. A couple of weeks. But I am not a coward."
 

Green lung

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so, if one didn't volunteer for viet nam, they were cowards in your book? how about cassius clay? are you in military? been to iraq or afghanistan? why the hell NOT? just sayin' man...yes, i enlisted in USAF, before anything else is said.

If one cheers for war, but ducks their obligation when they were young......yes they are Cowards or otherwise known as chicken hawks.


People like my Dad who did two tours in Vietnam (I guess he did Ted's tour for him since Ted was to busy partying and what not) would have liked to have this "patriot" on their side you know with all his great marksmanship skills.


I was USMC Infantry and did a tour in Falluja, Iraq 2004-2005 and yes Ted Nugent is Coward.
 

Danks2005

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To be a pacifist, and duck war, is standing up for what you believe in. To be pro war, and duck your duty is cowardly.

Ali, if I remember correctly did time in jail for ducking war, and he was a known pacifist, that is standing up for what you believe in.

To be a gun totin, pro war redneck, and duck your service is cowardly. How can you argue the contrary. I guess killing helpless animals makes him feel like a man, but when the prey shoots back, makes him tuck his tail and run, there is something to be said of his character.
 

DiscoBiscuit

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Ted Nugent quotes

Ted Nugent quotes

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

You have to save the habitat, you have to save the population - not individual animals. What you want to save is the foundation, the basic infrastructure from which resources are produced. You can't save Fifi and Boo-Boo and Thumper.

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

Give me a fuckin' break.

Big bangs don't make this, ... That's not a big bang. God made that. That's a liver. That's mystical. You and I can't make livers. Things banging don't make livers. This is mystical stuff. This is magic. This is perfection.

Anybody that believes they can get any product from an entrepreneur or the creator of artistic products for free is either stoned, drunk or brain-dead or just stupid.

The way that you eliminate bad and ugly is either through activism and policy making that never tolerates evil -- instead of the liberal politically correct policy of accepting evil and accepting other points of views that destroy lives. We the thoughtful, productive people of American have got to take our freedom back.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

If you want your body to be healthier, get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?

If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc. I find that whole milk and lots of Vitamin D help.
 

zomg1

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Ted Nugent is an asshole, I always liked the guys music so I went to a concert of his a couple years ago. Between every song he babbled on about guns, hunting, terrorism etc. The shit he was saying was so ignorant and rediculous I can't even bring myself to play stranglehold anymore :(
 

DiscoBiscuit

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The World According to Ted Nugent

Quotes and Stories from Ted's Writings and Interviews

ON OTHER PEOPLE
"My being there (South Africa) isn't going to affect any political structure. Besides, apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990


(About Haiti) "We should put razor wire around our borders and give the finger to any piece of shit who wants to come here." - Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994


"[Ted Nugent's] conversations are peppered with the word nigger. He refers to his upcoming tour of Japan the Jap Whack Tour." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990


"...Yeah, we want to go to Saudi Arabia, man, and see if we can't get a four iron and knock people's laundry off the top of their heads. Wear laundry on your head and die, is the basic theme of the Damn Yankees ... (The Damn Yankees was Ted's band in the '90s)" - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 25, 1990


"... And in my mind, I'm going why can't I just shoot this guy in the spine right now; shoot him in the spine, explain the facts of life to him... [Ted referring to an encounter with a Hare Krishna]" - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 28, 1990


"About national health care: The government must stay out of my life. If there are weenies who are in the liability column of our nation, tough shit." - Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994


"... Yeah they love me (in Japan) - they're still assholes. These people they don't know what life is. I don't have a following, they need me; they don't like me they need me ... Foreigners are assholes; foreigners are scum; I don't like 'em; I don't want 'em in this country; I don't want 'em selling me doughnuts; I don't want 'em pumping my gas; I don't want 'em downwind of my life-OK? So anyhow-and I'm dead serious ..." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., November 19, 1992

ON WOMEN
"Anybody that doesn't think it is better to blow someones brains out than to be raped, deserves to be raped! If you don't think your life is worth it then please go out there, don't wear any underpants and get RAPED!! Cuz you deserve it ..." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 23, 1991


"When other guys were getting high, I would grab a couple babes, go squirrel hunting and see just how mini mini-skirts could get." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990


"... I met a couple of guys in line yesterday and they say write something to my girlfriend, she won't let me go hunting. I wrote her something, I wrote Drop dead bitch. What good is she, trade her in, get a Dalmatian, who needs her, the wench." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 25, 1991


About Hillary Clinton: "You probably can't use the term 'toxic ****' in your magazine, but that's what she is. Her very existence insults the spirit of individualism in this country. This bitch is nothing but a two-bit whore for Fidel Castro." - Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994


And if you're a woman who feels that his lyrics to ditties such as the immortal 'Wang Dang Sweet Poontang' are sexist, Nugent says, 'Fuck you and go to a Garth Brooks show. Kiss my dog's dead, diseased, rotting ass. If you don't have a sense of humor, you're not allowed in Ted's world. I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.' - Westword Newspaper , Denver, Colorado, July 27, 1994


Ted Nugent has forked over $75,000 ... paying the price for shooting off his mouth ... Interviewed in late '92 on WRIF-FM ... he referred to Heidi Prescott (of The Fund for Animals) as a 'worhtless whore' and a 'shallow slut' and suggested 'Who needs to club a seal, when you could club Heidi?' Detroit Free Press , April 5, 1995

ON LAW AND ORDER
"I have a brain and I work that brain and it works and it knows the difference between right and wrong and it's got a thread of common sense. And that it's not Ted's opinion. It is how it is ... we're just working hard, playing hard and anybody that wants to get in our way does not deserve anything less than a bullet between the eyes ..." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 23, 1991

ON DRUG USE
"... Rock and roll, the great outdoors and short skirts is what makes Ted Nugent tick...the reason that Ted Nugent kicks major ass is because I've never done drugs. I've never touched chemicals. I've never drank. I've never touched tobacco." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 26, 1991


"I smoked 50 joints in the '60s and snorted two lines of coke once in Detroit." - People Weekly , Feb. 28, 1977

ON MILITARY SERVICE
He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. "... but if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd killed all the hippies in the foxholes...I would have killed everybody." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990


HUNTING AND HUNTING ETHIC
..."unethical," says Mr. Caires, who was angered after he took Nugent out on a hunt in April. "He shoots at anything," Mr. Cairnes claims. "You should kill what you can use. He just likes to kill a lot of animals." (Cairnes is a hunting guide who takes people out to stab wild pigs in Hawaii) - The Wall Street Journal, July 25, 1995, 'Why Sit on the Beach When You Could Stab a Wild Pig?


"... First thing I slayed...I was nine years old. It was a squirrel, these ladies were feeding it, you know, and I said, 'excuse me, bam.' No it wasn't a pet squirrel. I had it stuffed and petted it for years after that." - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., September 26, 1991


Whacking is a term Nugent uses to describe what he does to his prey with bow and arrow. Whack 'em and stack 'em,' he says. - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990


Participants pay the Renegade Ranch (a fenced in, 300-acre canned hunting recreation area) for the animals they kill - anywhere from $500 for a wild boar to $5,500 for a six-point elk. Nugent tacks on a $250 fee for serving as celebrity guide. - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990


"I don't hunt for sport, I don't hunt for recreation, I don't hunt for meat, I hunt to hunt ..." - Detroit Free Press , p. 12D, April 17, 1989


Ted Nugent's Down to Earth, promises raw, unedited footage of America's no. 1 rock 'n' roll bowhunter as he whacks 'em and stacks 'em. Nor was it hyperbole. In the first 10 minutes, viewers got bird's-eye of broadheads fatally piercing such fearsome creatures as an armadillo, a squirrel perched in a tree, some pigs and a goat. 'I love that part,' said the glinty-eyed Nugent after running death scenes in sequence. 'Let's see it again.' And the appalling whack 'em and stack 'em compendium ran all over in slow-motion replay. - The Washington Post , Recreation Section, September 23, 1990


Nobody hunts just to put meat on the table because it's too expensive, time consuming and extremely inconsistent. - Ted Nugent's World Bowhunters Magazine, Volume 1/ Number 3, March/April 1990, p.7


"On my first bowhunt on the property a few years back, I was on my own for twenty-two days and killed an amazing thirty-three head of big game. I'm surprised I even came home. I was in heaven." - Ted Nugent's World Bowhunters Magazine, Volume 1/ Number 3, March/April 1990, p.15


"... My deer were put here on the earth. God even said, 'Hey Ted, whack 'em.' He said this, right in the bible, Genesis, 'Dear Ted, whack me a buck ...'" - WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., Sept. 24, 1991


"I contribute to the dead of winter and the moans of silence, blood trails are music to my ears ... I'm a gut pile addict ... The pig didn't know I was there ... it's my kick ... I love shafting animals ... it's rock 'n' roll power." - Ted Nugent's World Bowhunters Magazine, Volume 1/Number 4, May 1990, p.12


ON SKULL PAINTING
"The first thing I do is be sure to cut the entire head off the animal I wish to bleach and/or paint Most butchers saw the skull plate off at the base of the antlers, thus eliminating the major skull section that we desire. Since I butcher most of my own deer and big game, I take special pride in the personal handling of all the precious by-products of my kills. I cut the head off at the base of the skull and begin the meticulous task of skinning and fleshing the entire skull down to the minimal meat and bare bone. I will actually scrape the remaining flesh from the skull bone with the edge of my knife blade, but stop short of taking any actual skull material. ... Hunt on. Kill on. Eat on. Paint on. Live on."
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Marywanna

LOL,ah the NUGE! Michigan born and bred,when we were kids we would go see The Amboy Dukes at the Grande Ballroom in Deetroit. Even saw Led Zepplin there......................MEMORIES THAT I ONLY HAVE LITTLE BITS OF,LOL:smokeit:
 
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Hal

Karma's a bitch Ted. The Nuge is going to spend eternity getting reincarnated as every animal he's butchered, over and over and over again. I hope so anyway.

This is one of the few times that I wish for there to be a heaven and hell, just so Ted can roast in fire for perpetuity.

What a piece of shit.
 

festivus

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Yeah, but he has no respect for herbsmen. Are you "ok" with that too? I'm not.

Fuck Ted fucking Nugent! Asshole claims to be anti-drugs/pot, but he made a ton of dough using song lyrics that referenced drugs (Journey to the Center of the Mind- Amboy Dukes (acid reference), Free For All (...am I high ya said, you can bet your life...the stakes are high and so am I, it's in the air tonight). Dickhead claims to be a conservationist, what has he done to better the environment?

Don't get me wrong, I'm a hunter myself. But I do respect and work to conserve the wild.
 

festivus

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Ted Nugent is an asshole, I always liked the guys music so I went to a concert of his a couple years ago. Between every song he babbled on about guns, hunting, terrorism etc. The shit he was saying was so ignorant and rediculous I can't even bring myself to play stranglehold anymore :(

We caught Nugent back in the 70's. His nickname from Michigan was The Feedback King. So at the show, this asshole cranks up his amps and starts bombarding the audience with this horrendus, shreaking, shrill, eardrum splitting feedback. People in the audience are covering their ears and shaking their heads "no", but he didn't care. It looked like he was enjoying himself and didn't give 2 shits that he was hurting us.
 

armedoldhippy

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If one cheers for war, but ducks their obligation when they were young......yes they are Cowards or otherwise known as chicken hawks.


People like my Dad who did two tours in Vietnam (I guess he did Ted's tour for him since Ted was to busy partying and what not) would have liked to have this "patriot" on their side you know with all his great marksmanship skills.


I was USMC Infantry and did a tour in Falluja, Iraq 2004-2005 and yes Ted Nugent is Coward.


my apologies to you, sir. you, of all people here, have the right to criticize him. thank your father for me the next time you talk to him, he has raised a good son. i like to think i am a big enough man to admit it if i have misjudged someone. :tiphat:
 

Gypsy Nirvana

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I'll give you a story about Teddie Boy Nugget (Nugent).....

Back in around 1980....I was back-stage security/roadie for a band called The Clash....who happened to be playing on that U.S. Tour in Detroit.....

I was on the door back-stage and this ragged-out hippy looking dude (long hair, smelt a bit ripe) came up to me and tried to pass.....of course I stopped him and told him that he couldn't go back there because I had explicit instructions to stop anyone from disturbing the band.....so he said to me 'Do you know who I am!'......and I said 'No I don't have any clue who you are, and no matter who you are you cannot come back here into The Clash's dressing room, since you have not been invited'....(there was no list given to me as to who was or was not allowed back there)....

So this burned out tweaker looking dude got his knickers completely in a twist and tried to barge past me.....so I tackled him and with minimum force stopped him from gaining entry while he was screaming 'I'm Ted Nugent!.....I'm Ted Nugent!'......well.....I didn't have a clue who this Ted guy was so I said to him....'Look, just hold ya horses, and I will go ask The Clash if they would want to see you'......so I got him calmed down and made him wait whilst I knocked on the dressing room door and was summoned beyond it by Mick Jones.....

In the dressing room the band were just getting their combat glad-rags on for the show and toking a huge spliff which was passed to me as I walked in......Joe Strummer asked me what was up as I took a huge hit and I said 'Joe this hippie speed-freak looking bloke called Ted Nugget is outside demanding entry with menaces, does he know you or something?'.......Joe said 'I don't think so, lets have a butchers (butchers hook = look)......so Joe has a quick peek round the door and before this Ted has time to acknowledge him Joe slams the door and says to me ....'Tell the Hippie to f**k-off!, I don't know him!'.....

After a couple more tokes I went back out there and confronted this Ted .......and told him what Joe had told me to say to him.....Then Ted got real silly, but left while threatening to come back and kill everyone with his machine gun....

I told the band this just before they hit the stage and played one of their songs called 'Tommy Gun!'.......and they just laughed.....
 

zeppelindood

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Ted Nugent is an asshole, I always liked the guys music so I went to a concert of his a couple years ago. Between every song he babbled on about guns, hunting, terrorism etc. The shit he was saying was so ignorant and rediculous I can't even bring myself to play stranglehold anymore :(

Absolutely took the words from my mouth. See him, herd him...
Wango Tango my ass ~:moon:

I'll give you a story about Teddie Boy Nugget (Nugent).....

Back in around 1980....I was back-stage security/roadie for a band called The Clash....who happened to be playing on that U.S. Tour in Detroit.....

I think was at that specific show... the London Calling/No, No, No tour at Cobo Hall Gypsy?
 

dtp5150

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awesome, i'm glad it only took a few posts before fanboyism stopped and the truth became revealed!

Washington times is going DOWNHILL. Publishing horrible articles like this, not only do I have to read that garbage but I have to watch an obnoxious wheat thins commercial. I doubt I will ever read anything from Washington Times again.
 
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