Dr.Diamonds
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My polish is bad so i am going to write this in english.
I am visiting Poland this year, and i must say, the cannabis scene is PATHETIC.
You have kids thinking they are hardcore dealing low grade MJ. Allow me to explain how a low level dealer operates. He knows someone who sells, a dealer. He suddenly thinks "man this is great, i have a hookup, now I AM the dealer!"
Great idea genius, how exactly do you form a margin on this kind of enterprise?
Easy. Some of these middlemen even ask for the money first, then go pick up...
They expect you to give them money up front, so know right away you're being middle manned. Then they run off to their dealer, buy your shit. Along the way, somehow half of it winds up in their pocket, and VOILA, out of thin air appears a profit margin, by fisting your (ONE TIME) customer.
So at this point they come back with 1.5 grams and tell you that its 4 there! Sorry kid, i have smoked more than you have handled in your LIFE, gtfo and stop wasting my time.
As if giving you half what you pay for isn't bad enough, somehow NO ONE here knows what a NUG is... who decided it is a good idea that you chop up all the leaf material, sticks, stems and seeds and give that to the customer too? now my 1.5 grams of shit has maybe 1 gram of smokable herb...
My favorite is when i hear stories of dealers after clearly ripping you off, asking for you to smoke them up. RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT... what fucking planet do you come from? you just gave me shit in exchange for good money and you expect me to smoke you up with the scraps too?
good one.
Then there is the quality... these people wouldn't know what a frosty herb looked like if it was growing in front of them. Don't get me wrong, my expectations aren't particularly high, especially with the types of clowns i see dealing this, but come on.
When I unwrap some tinfoil (GHETTO btw, who the fuck wraps it in tinfoil?) I almost pass out from the garbage im looking at. Seriously. Then they have the audacity to look at me excited, "bro this is good shit, some of the best, smell how good it is".
Right around this moment, I feel like I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage. If it smells as good as it looks, my disappointment is about to jump off the charts.
How does it look you ask? The best way to describe it is as if I collected all the trimmings and scrap pieces from the bottom of my stash box, and threw them into some tinfoil, paying special focus on getting in as many stems in as i can... what a holocaust, seriously. Anywhere else in the world if you were offered something like this, you would have the right to get offended or assume it is a joke.
I don't even want to go into the rumors I've heard that they dip the shit in chemicals to give it a boost... are you fucking kidding me? who does that? What kind of Zoo did these apes emerge from to come up with this brilliant scheme of dipping a perfectly good plant in some random chemicals, will be of some benefit?
This is an actual conversation i had with a dealer once:
Dealer: "Yea it gets dipped in some shit too, pesticides and shit"
Me: "WTF? Why? Whats the point?"
Dealer: "bro, if you smoked it pure, you wouldnt even feel anything, this makes it stronger"
Me: "oooooooooook...
"
Then of course there is the perception of marijuana in this country too that is absolutely dumbfounding.
Most see it as bad as the rest of the illicit narcotics, meanwhile, public drinking is off the charts here. Nothing like walking down Monte Cassino in the afternoon and seeing someone puking their guts out against a wall... REAL CLASSY. Also the amount of trashed shit tough guys you come across is real hoot too. Nothing like some dumb adolescent drunk stumbling his way across the club and eying you up trying to start beef.
Yet alcohol, and enough of it to make you wake up the next day not remembering how you got home is part of a GOOD TIME. On the other hand, marijuana is worse than the anti-christ according to the majority of this roman catholic population... talk about fcuked up priorities.
Sure, I dont want to generalize, i am sure there is some good MJ around, but its probably few and far between, and i have looked around a lot, and no one can seem to come through consistently. WHERE is the good herb? My guess? High society must have some small niche of good herb floating around. But to meet a connection such as that is probably next to impossible. If anyone in the Trojmiasto wants to show me otherwise, PM me and we can chat a little. Otherwise, this is a weak MJ culture i must say.
Your Truly,
Dr.Diamonds
I am visiting Poland this year, and i must say, the cannabis scene is PATHETIC.
You have kids thinking they are hardcore dealing low grade MJ. Allow me to explain how a low level dealer operates. He knows someone who sells, a dealer. He suddenly thinks "man this is great, i have a hookup, now I AM the dealer!"
Great idea genius, how exactly do you form a margin on this kind of enterprise?
Easy. Some of these middlemen even ask for the money first, then go pick up...
They expect you to give them money up front, so know right away you're being middle manned. Then they run off to their dealer, buy your shit. Along the way, somehow half of it winds up in their pocket, and VOILA, out of thin air appears a profit margin, by fisting your (ONE TIME) customer.
So at this point they come back with 1.5 grams and tell you that its 4 there! Sorry kid, i have smoked more than you have handled in your LIFE, gtfo and stop wasting my time.
As if giving you half what you pay for isn't bad enough, somehow NO ONE here knows what a NUG is... who decided it is a good idea that you chop up all the leaf material, sticks, stems and seeds and give that to the customer too? now my 1.5 grams of shit has maybe 1 gram of smokable herb...
My favorite is when i hear stories of dealers after clearly ripping you off, asking for you to smoke them up. RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT... what fucking planet do you come from? you just gave me shit in exchange for good money and you expect me to smoke you up with the scraps too?
good one.Then there is the quality... these people wouldn't know what a frosty herb looked like if it was growing in front of them. Don't get me wrong, my expectations aren't particularly high, especially with the types of clowns i see dealing this, but come on.
When I unwrap some tinfoil (GHETTO btw, who the fuck wraps it in tinfoil?) I almost pass out from the garbage im looking at. Seriously. Then they have the audacity to look at me excited, "bro this is good shit, some of the best, smell how good it is".
Right around this moment, I feel like I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage. If it smells as good as it looks, my disappointment is about to jump off the charts.
How does it look you ask? The best way to describe it is as if I collected all the trimmings and scrap pieces from the bottom of my stash box, and threw them into some tinfoil, paying special focus on getting in as many stems in as i can... what a holocaust, seriously. Anywhere else in the world if you were offered something like this, you would have the right to get offended or assume it is a joke.
I don't even want to go into the rumors I've heard that they dip the shit in chemicals to give it a boost... are you fucking kidding me? who does that? What kind of Zoo did these apes emerge from to come up with this brilliant scheme of dipping a perfectly good plant in some random chemicals, will be of some benefit?
This is an actual conversation i had with a dealer once:
Dealer: "Yea it gets dipped in some shit too, pesticides and shit"
Me: "WTF? Why? Whats the point?"
Dealer: "bro, if you smoked it pure, you wouldnt even feel anything, this makes it stronger"
Me: "oooooooooook...
"Then of course there is the perception of marijuana in this country too that is absolutely dumbfounding.
Most see it as bad as the rest of the illicit narcotics, meanwhile, public drinking is off the charts here. Nothing like walking down Monte Cassino in the afternoon and seeing someone puking their guts out against a wall... REAL CLASSY. Also the amount of trashed shit tough guys you come across is real hoot too. Nothing like some dumb adolescent drunk stumbling his way across the club and eying you up trying to start beef.
Yet alcohol, and enough of it to make you wake up the next day not remembering how you got home is part of a GOOD TIME. On the other hand, marijuana is worse than the anti-christ according to the majority of this roman catholic population... talk about fcuked up priorities.
Sure, I dont want to generalize, i am sure there is some good MJ around, but its probably few and far between, and i have looked around a lot, and no one can seem to come through consistently. WHERE is the good herb? My guess? High society must have some small niche of good herb floating around. But to meet a connection such as that is probably next to impossible. If anyone in the Trojmiasto wants to show me otherwise, PM me and we can chat a little. Otherwise, this is a weak MJ culture i must say.
Your Truly,
Dr.Diamonds
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