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Terpene

I love the smell of cannabis in the morning
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Retarded Monkey Fish Frog (Sensi Marley's Collie x DJ Short Flo)

i'm so not making this up.
https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=234545&page=53

apparently though, neither was terp.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155351/retard-babies-butt-sex


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:laughing: The male Flo I used was about 3 feet tall and its flower cola which after about 4-5 weeks must have been 8 inches across - did not drop ANY pollen. I haven't ever had that happen before, but figured that it wouldn't be an issue so long as I clipped the plant and shook it / smacked it against the Marleys Collie until the flo male had no flowers on it. All of that abuse yielded about 8 seeds, only 1 of which popped!
 

festivus

STAY TOASTY MY FRIENDS!
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"Adrianna" (named after a smoking hot chick from the Soprano's)
It doesn't matter how fine she looks, that bitch is getting smoked! lol
 

D. B. Doober

Boston, MA
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HERPS <---------jack herrer x some type of purple indica

CannaLingus <------Irish strain

Ass

Black Booty (black domina x something with fat buds)
 

floralheart

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Hindu Pussy Fart - I just made that up. Then someone will come out with the Hindu Queef.

Then people will say, haven't you had the Hindu Pussy Fart, and people will start calling it HPF, because saying it isn't cool anymore.

There will be crosses, Critical Pussy Fart and Northern Pussy Fart and Blue Pussy Fart and Frostbyte Tart Fart.

Then people will say, my queef has more crystals than your pussy fart. Others will say, that's a queef that's not a fart. Still others will say, that can't be a real Pussy Fart or a Queef, because it's not the Hindu Shariff Queef from Pussy Fart Valley in Pakistan!

Meanwhile, I'll be in a hotel room in vegas, baked, watching the flintsones, eating waffles, laughing about some other dumb shit.
 

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