"A sanctuary for all " A satanic, poison-pushing, sanctuary?
itt: i write some letters to some companies
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lol these letters are hilarious. hope you get a response. i dn't get all the people who are mad. you never laugh at trolling?
http://www.dontevenreply.com/
don't ever go to this website then.
http://www.dontevenreply.com/
don't ever go to this website then.
desert fox
Member
You like McDonalds..........eww gross...
My dog likes it too. So funny when I go through the drive though just to get a plain burger for my dog. Mabee a drink for me...but food...hell no I aint eating it.
My dog likes it too. So funny when I go through the drive though just to get a plain burger for my dog. Mabee a drink for me...but food...hell no I aint eating it.
"we love dog"
hmmm....wonder what that mcrib really is....
hmmm....wonder what that mcrib really is....
Uh...no? You do apparently though. To each their own I 'spose. Me? Strange as it may seem to some, I prefer really funny things and laughing WITH people not AT them. I never in my life have considered any kind of trolling funny.
for a guy with the dude as his avatar you seem pretty stiff and high strung. yeah i do laugh at trolling and so do most people who understand what humor and ironing is.
"Satire is a lesson, parody is a game." Vladimir Nabokov
Royal Mail's response:
Oct. 17, 2014
Dear A Very Satisfied Customer,
Thank you, for your letter dated July 20, 2014. We apologize and deeply regret that one of our employees has taken it upon theirself to circumvent the long held standards we have striven to attain at the Royal Mail. We understand that the public demands our employees be consistent in the performance of their duties, and we are happy to inform you that we have killed the individual concerned and has been reassigned to the sorting room. In future, you may rest assured that you can expect the same level of performance we have been able to maintain in the fabled history of the Royal Mail!
Sincerely yours,
The Royal Mail
Oct. 17, 2014
Dear A Very Satisfied Customer,
Thank you, for your letter dated July 20, 2014. We apologize and deeply regret that one of our employees has taken it upon theirself to circumvent the long held standards we have striven to attain at the Royal Mail. We understand that the public demands our employees be consistent in the performance of their duties, and we are happy to inform you that we have killed the individual concerned and has been reassigned to the sorting room. In future, you may rest assured that you can expect the same level of performance we have been able to maintain in the fabled history of the Royal Mail!
Sincerely yours,
The Royal Mail
dear Trojan.. your ribbed for her pleasure didn't give her any more pleasure..while I am satisfied with your products ability to contain my baby batter the ribbed didn't do as advertised..can I get a refund???
Dear sir,
After consulting with our legal department, we have been told that while we may be held responsible for mechanical failures, we cannot be held responsible for the mechanics involved. Unfortunately, we cannot refund your most recent purchase.
Also, please be advised that including the used sample was unnecessary and that the accompanying odor has led us to believe that you should go ahead and bury her. On that note, we would like to extend our most heartfelt condolences.
Sincerely yours,
The Trojan Staff
Rofls!
Miraculous Meds
Well-known member
maybe I should of bought the biggest size and used my arm....I am single atm lol.. I aint never had any complaints ..but I am average ... I don't even have a huge penis on the net...yeehaw
Miraculous Meds
Well-known member
Check out that special lotion u rub on there and it magically grows!
Well, it's mine! I can rub it on as fast as I want!!!
I am pleased to announce to pringles option D does indeed stand for "eat a dick"
Ive been working on a new letter for Gillette Corporation anyway, i think it's getting ready to send off soon
regards
darth
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got one for Monsanto yet???
Nope not yet S4L i'll work on one for them next.
Might take a bit though, perhaps a couple bottles of red wine and some vapor hits to get my creative flowing, we'll see
