a lot of my screwing came from womankind, i understand immensely...
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I don't trust mankind too much...
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a lot of my screwing came from womankind, i understand immensely...
hmm, yup, gotcha too.
but you arent really as destroyed as you think you are.
look at it the right way and you just cleared alot of debris and stupid shit out of your head.
but putting women on a pedestal is about as foolish as putting them beneath you.
so is chasing the wrong things.
you dont need to chase the right people anyway..
mjeh, sometimes life has to be taken a step at time, sometimes even babysteps..
is it worth it? sometimes
sometimes enough to make you forget you asked that question in the first place, but every summer has a bit of rain and every winter its season of fun (if you look in the right places)
and you are talking to a guy that woke up wanting to die and went to sleep, wanting to die, and that for a whole decade (dunno what kept me around, maybe deep down inside i knew what lay ahead and ive usually depended on my feelings)
but you arent really as destroyed as you think you are.
look at it the right way and you just cleared alot of debris and stupid shit out of your head.
but putting women on a pedestal is about as foolish as putting them beneath you.
so is chasing the wrong things.
you dont need to chase the right people anyway..
mjeh, sometimes life has to be taken a step at time, sometimes even babysteps..
is it worth it? sometimes
sometimes enough to make you forget you asked that question in the first place, but every summer has a bit of rain and every winter its season of fun (if you look in the right places)and you are talking to a guy that woke up wanting to die and went to sleep, wanting to die, and that for a whole decade (dunno what kept me around, maybe deep down inside i knew what lay ahead and ive usually depended on my feelings)
well atleast ya get pussy and maybe a bj
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longearedfriend
yeah but the bible was written by humans
(not bringing it down or anything, just saying)
(not bringing it down or anything, just saying)
Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"
(I'm Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name's hot
And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!)
I think I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)
Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
[Eminem]
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)
I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)
How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
when they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?)
So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife
said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)
Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
[Eminem]
Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it
(Aww that shit is wack!)
Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
(What?? That's my shit!)
People don't buy shit no more they just dub it
That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh)
But they love it when you make your business public
so fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh)
And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it
cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playin when I say it
-- Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
Don't do crack (uh-uhh) don't do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup)
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's still alive and bitchin (yup)
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin
It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I told you I was Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha)
Y'all didn't wanna believe me!
I'm Shady!!
.. And that's my name
Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"
(I'm Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name's hot
And shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!)
I think I got a generation brainwashed
to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)
Stop they blood flow until they veins clot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)
Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
[Eminem]
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)
The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike
while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like
cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)
I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)
How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
when they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?)
So bring the money by tonight - cause your wife
said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)
I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)
Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
[Eminem]
Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it
(Aww that shit is wack!)
Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit
(What?? That's my shit!)
People don't buy shit no more they just dub it
That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh)
But they love it when you make your business public
so fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh)
And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it
cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playin when I say it
-- Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
Don't do crack (uh-uhh) don't do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup)
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's still alive and bitchin (yup)
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin
It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free
You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin
(I'm Slim Shady..) I'm Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I told you I was Shady!!
(Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha)
Y'all didn't wanna believe me!
I'm Shady!!
.. And that's my name
That's ALL there is...you and your feelings. If you're living for others...you're a sucker. The HAPPY people are the ones who live their OWN lives.
Trust NOBODY with confidences...they WILL turn it against you some day.
Just take care of yourself, be happy, don't deliberately screw over others. Life is pretty simple when you take away the complications of "society".
Women...leeching their way through life...one man at a time. Never met people with a higher sense of entitlement. Actually it was women who soured me towards other people, THEY showed me what TRUE EVIL was! The MASTERS of hypocrisy! The masters of manipulation. Only good for ONE thing...some not worth a damn at that either!
Bitter? Nah...
I guess you should not throw flowers at people in case you hurt someone else. Bad moon rising.
What I'm smoking at the moment is very good...and watching Jimi Hendrix.
What I'm smoking at the moment is very good...and watching Jimi Hendrix.
ThirdEyeVision
Member
considering we are warm blooded animals not far from wild beasts evolutionarily speeking...mankind ain't doing too bad...
Women...leeching their way through life...one man at a time. Never met people with a higher sense of entitlement.
Lol,
Harsh, very harsh. Just the bad ones.
I'm an optimist way down deep so you learn the lessons you obviously forgot or never learned and go fishing again. You might catch a keeper. I did.
There just ain't no substitute for what they bring to the ...er, table.
Although, I will admit that a good dog will get you about 75% of the way there.
(adjust percentage down for younger age.)
Lol,
Harsh, very harsh. Just the bad ones.
I'm an optimist way down deep so you learn the lessons you obviously forgot or never learned and go fishing again. You might catch a keeper. I did.
There just ain't no substitute for what they bring to the ...er, table.
Although, I will admit that a good dog will get you about 75% of the way there.
(adjust percentage down for younger age.)
mmm...I don't think a good dog is going to do it for me.
if they didn't fuck there'd be a bounty on 'em.......
i think some of you "women are the devil" types might wanna try
im sure there will be no drama or manipulation...
LOL had to break my post silence for that laugh.
High Country
Haha...
Yup, if your getting there 100% with a dog, then this would be socially unacceptable.
There should be limits on puppy-love.
I'm just old-fashioned that way.
Haha...
Yup, if your getting there 100% with a dog, then this would be socially unacceptable.
There should be limits on puppy-love.
I'm just old-fashioned that way.
Why drama? Couples who dress alike are usually very conservative.
Those gentlemen are just Do-si-do-ing to a different tune.
A very different tune.
H
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I was always a very outgoing and trusting person...until I met my ex. The things she did to me are horrific...and somehow I came out looking like the bad guy. I never really bought into the whole "bitches ain't shit" thang until I met her. Now I'm VERY protective and it will be hard to fully trust and love another woman again. But I sure do love pussy.
Why drama? Couples who dress alike are usually very conservative.
Those gentlemen are just Do-si-do-ing to a different tune.
A very different tune.
yes those gents look like your local tea party leaders!
log cabin types...
lol
