Show her you penis, that usually gets women to run from me, lol
"we really value our privacy, its kinda our family thing, hope it doesn't bother you"
invite her to a cookout at the park... tell her your house is boring, not a good place to entertain,... we like you so much we want to do something fun if/when (never) we hang out
i was crackin up at some of the responses. If she wasnt hidious looking the threeway idea could have worked." Bugger off mate" was the response i ended up using.
buy a bunch of fertilizer and burn her entire lawn, tell her you were going to fertilize both of your yards but you started on hers and ran out before you go to yours.
If she is still friendly to you after that, move.
go over her place all smiles and warmth, and holding 2 copies of watchtower magazine. say "hey good buddy i wanted to share some good news with ya!" hand her the mags and look at your watch and exclaim: "o boy look at the time...late for church!" then a wink and a nod and into your car for an hour or so...
never see the chick ever ever again .
(make sure she aint already a momrmon/7th day adventist/scientologist/evangelical etc..or this plan could get all Wiley coyote on you)
this thread is waaaay too funny.... lol
start scratching your head when she's around and mention you can't seem to get rid of those damn lice...
then ask if head lice are the same as the crotch crab variety because you your itching *down there too*
edited for:
just noticed i repied to this thread 2 yrs ago and mentioned the lice thing....