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How much pot a month?
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jefff
Member
Your too much Swamp......... got me to laughing..........
midwestganja
Member
2oz will do me good for a month, but i'd say up to 3oz.
C
Classyathome
It's just me in my house that smokes weed - and there is NEVER enuff weed.
I go thru 1/2 oz in days - don't know how much I could smoke if I had lots.
I go thru 1/2 oz in days - don't know how much I could smoke if I had lots.
The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Drug Addiction Scale
Yes, you've been waiting for it and looking at everyone's answers and asking yourself the same question...
"How much is too much dope smoking?"
Thankfully Fat Freddie, Phineas, Freewheelin' Franklin and Fat Freddie's Cat have been hard at work blowing their brains out trying to get you stoners the information you've been wanting...
So, here is the official version of the ICMag Dope Addict Scale
Level I - "The Rebel Without A Clue"
If you have ever smoked pot, you are a rebel without a clue. This is on your PERMANENT RECORD and everyone will know you fucked and up and you'll never own anything bigger than a dog house and you will work in the fucking tannery your whole life licking excess fat off hides because nobody will ever hire you. YOU RUINED YOUR LIFE!!!
Level II - "The Recreational Abuser"
If you smoke dope once a month, you are an abuser waiting to be abused. Only abusers lose drugs. Let this be your last warning. People who abuse drugs go on to abuse power, food, beer, Christmas tree orgamints and don't mow their lawns...
Level III - "The Pot Head"
If you smoke more than one a week, you are a stinking pot head. Some people go to rehab for this but the lucky ones make it through rehab and are able to return to pot smoking.
Level IV - "Unlicensed Pharmacology Field Representative"
If you smoke more than once a day, you now smoke enough that you have to be drug dealer - a person who sells marijuana laced with PCP, LCD and MNOP to little crack babies that are being pushed down the aisle in church because you have no morals due to the pot that makes you want to have intercourse with people of another sex, race or planet of origin.
Level V - "The Dope Fiend"
If you smoke more than once an hour, you are a dope fiend - a heinous cankerous growth on the body of our society that forces little ol' ladies to inhale giant globs of oozing crystals of meth while you rob banks, destroy the environment and cause governments to fall. God will get you because you are doing this to yourself instead of sitting in church sharing a fatty with the priest who is taking turns with the Archbishop banging a hybrid Afghanistanian billy-goat.
Yes, you've been waiting for it and looking at everyone's answers and asking yourself the same question...
"How much is too much dope smoking?"
Thankfully Fat Freddie, Phineas, Freewheelin' Franklin and Fat Freddie's Cat have been hard at work blowing their brains out trying to get you stoners the information you've been wanting...
So, here is the official version of the ICMag Dope Addict Scale
Level I - "The Rebel Without A Clue"
If you have ever smoked pot, you are a rebel without a clue. This is on your PERMANENT RECORD and everyone will know you fucked and up and you'll never own anything bigger than a dog house and you will work in the fucking tannery your whole life licking excess fat off hides because nobody will ever hire you. YOU RUINED YOUR LIFE!!!
Level II - "The Recreational Abuser"
If you smoke dope once a month, you are an abuser waiting to be abused. Only abusers lose drugs. Let this be your last warning. People who abuse drugs go on to abuse power, food, beer, Christmas tree orgamints and don't mow their lawns...
Level III - "The Pot Head"
If you smoke more than one a week, you are a stinking pot head. Some people go to rehab for this but the lucky ones make it through rehab and are able to return to pot smoking.
Level IV - "Unlicensed Pharmacology Field Representative"
If you smoke more than once a day, you now smoke enough that you have to be drug dealer - a person who sells marijuana laced with PCP, LCD and MNOP to little crack babies that are being pushed down the aisle in church because you have no morals due to the pot that makes you want to have intercourse with people of another sex, race or planet of origin.
Level V - "The Dope Fiend"
If you smoke more than once an hour, you are a dope fiend - a heinous cankerous growth on the body of our society that forces little ol' ladies to inhale giant globs of oozing crystals of meth while you rob banks, destroy the environment and cause governments to fall. God will get you because you are doing this to yourself instead of sitting in church sharing a fatty with the priest who is taking turns with the Archbishop banging a hybrid Afghanistanian billy-goat.
OldMan&theWeed
Member
1/8 to 1/4 per month on average. Some months I'll some an ounce or more, then I'll go months without the desire to light up.
Cannabis is something special. I keep it special by not overindulging.
Cannabis is something special. I keep it special by not overindulging.
It's terrible seeing all these peoples in the throws of addiction while I - virgin that I am at age 47 (still waiting for that perfect one to come along) - continue to pray for their salivation night after night.
I don't track how much I smoke because I just finished a bout of pot-smoking enhanced depression...
I don't track how much I smoke because I just finished a bout of pot-smoking enhanced depression...
Dude a half zip of homegrown a day? I rolled like .7 of some blueberry into a super thin blunts for me and two other heads. we were easily stoned for 3.5-4 hours....
Don't get me wrong I can get shit done with a buzz but not after smoking 2 grams of super fire. Tollerance breaks are your friend.
Dödsknark
Member
I'm lauging my ass off and I haven't even smoked yet. And yeah, the smoke. Since I don't grow at the moment my numbers are small and I can only get hash. Not crap but not top shelf either. It's decent but I can't wait til grow and harvest comes... I'm gonna step it up
ounce, ounce and qtr per week
I'll routinely go through an ounce a week, but I tend to share almost as much as I smoke with friends and acquaintances. I've been trying to figure out how much I actually smoke, and I think it's on the average of 15 grams per week.
S
spackle
I'm currently on a break from smoking.
But when I'm on my game,I probably smoke an o or 2.
But when I'm on my game,I probably smoke an o or 2.
No beasters here! Only home grown! It is all in good fun!
too much
Wedge Antilles
Member
Wow, I only smoke 1-2g/day of my homegrown, or headies if im out, and I thought that was alot.. I actully am smoking more slightly at moment, because I'm trying to quit nasty cigs......I did manage to polish an qp of beasters with 6 friends in a matter of about 30 hours back in college at one of the Parkfests....I smoked myself straight(first and only time i/ve ever done that) An oz a week on the daily is crazy though
