Maybe your penis is very tiny, or perhaps the world you live in is very small and sad. Probably both.
A strong nay on the first point and I've been told it's nice many times. But I would never deny any accusations of social disability from being different and isolated and I don't care, because people have always noticed and isolated me in a negative way and I don't even have to say a word - I'm beyond caring at this point over 40 years later.
It's a fair cop that I left myself open for - my post should have been worded differently. But there was no such intent/feeling/emotion when writing it. Every time I post an offsite link, people complain of this or that issue that I obviously didn't have, and believe it or not that was a problem solving attempt from a simple flatlander.