Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

[forty]

"room mate/partner" you mean your boss girlfriend? or are you tyler durden? you gotta use female pee, for the hormones and extra nitrite. that's the good piss.

i am the one with the 397 page domestic violence rap sheet, i own the trailer, she has the black eyes, i'm way badder than td. i grow the dank but i will let her piss on the plants.. good point on the hormone thing. is there a time of month when piss is best?

 

[wisco61]

yo moron,

if you want air in your soil you need to use the moon's gravity. so stop being a dick and start watching the lunar cycle.

When the moon is full it pulls water up, so you want to water with your local ebb tide.

You have no idea what you are talking about and furthermore are a horrible person who probably collects Nazi child porn.

The moon is made of cheese and cheese floats on water so it couldn't have any effect on pulling water. That's just basic logic.

 

[vonforne]

Thanks for the link V...if all Mods were as helpful as you the enter-net world would be a lot nicer and a more comforting place to spend time.
K++ CC1

hey man Thanks. I try and pass off all the great things I learned over the years from reading ´Ask Ed ` from High Times. I also have some great tips from Jorgie Cervo I will bust out on you guys later. Ancient Chinese secrets. Just wait!!!

I know the ole boot in the dirt trick......my Grandpa taught me that one. We used to go to Goodwill and get them by the box. Here is a link for you guys......you have to check your local area also. Saves on gas.

http://locator.goodwill.org/

So combined with the Pool flush, the Pink Polish mints AND the old boots. You can grow the BOMB for pennies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man I love this Organic growing stuff.

Did I ever tell you guys about the nail in the stem for more iron? I drive these nails in the stem and the plant extracts Fe and other minerals from the nail.

This is the one I use on my plants.

And ML.........my Avatar can kick your Avatars ass!!!! Just look at the size of her boobs. She even has blue lightning coming out of them when she is really pissed.

V

 

[Scrogerman]

LOL Von! hahqahah! choke! Just look what that nail did to your huge Canna stem/treetrunk, wow man, i see you drove loads in lmao!

 

[mad librettist]

And ML.........my Avatar can kick your Avatars ass!!!! Just look at the size of her boobs. She even has blue lightning coming out of them when she is really pissed.

well in a fair fight mine wins hands down. you can't shoot lightning from your boobs in a fair fight. It's not allowed.

 

[Manitoid]

I am thankful every day for the organic soil forum and a sticky like this!

We are all human, and that is funny

 

[guest2012y]

see, the problem with that plant is you are trying to grow in soil. don't you know how much plants love growing in soil-less media with bottled nutes?

>>Huh - really? Is that like the age-old question of "Which do I want? A frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me?"

 

[guest2012y]

Okay...I harvested last night. Don't fret though because I have more plants that are pretty fucked up and I really NEED all this great help you guys dish out.

I wrapped the roots in a boiling rag and then drove a semi-rusty drywall screw in the stem because I couldn't find a rusty nail.
The pic is a little blurry because my dog was humping my leg while trying to get a pic.

 

[Rednick]

Nazi child porn.

That was funny!

 

[heady blunts]

yo if you guys want really tight purpz the secret is adding a 1/4 cup of arsenic to your soil mix. the nute companies lobbied to get it off the shelves, so you'll have to scout out a few out-of-code buildings (public schools are a great place to start). just knock out a section of drywall and fill up a couple bags with the powder behind. you should probably wear a bandana over your nose for safety.

 

[Stankie]

I noticed some slow moving white mites in my soil last night!!!! OMG . . . . . . . . . like, freaking out!!!! Also there is some fuzz on top of my soil!!!

I have sent an email to the manufacturers of Floramite inquiring as to how much of their wonderful product a 'homeowner' like me can legally purchase at one time. I'm hoping for a 10,000 gallon tanker truck. That should take care of my infested 3 plant grow, right?

Should I include some Eagle-20 in my order just to be sure? (To take care of the fuzz)

 

[Mr. Beanz]

you'd be a fuckin moron to not bury a boot next to your plants.

fucking hilarious...

You know how many people are gonna be burying shoes in their pots now?
lol

 

[heady blunts]

I noticed some slow moving white mites in my soil last night!!!! OMG . . . . . . . . . like, freaking out!!!! Also there is some fuzz on top of my soil!!!

I have sent an email to the manufacturers of Floramite inquiring as to how much of their wonderful product a 'homeowner' like me can legally purchase at one time. I'm hoping for a 10,000 gallon tanker truck. That should take care of my infested 3 plant grow, right?

Should I include some Eagle-20 in my order just to be sure? (To take care of the fuzz)

i've got this dude that works for orkin and does fumigations with those circus tent things. i give him a gram of my killer bubble hash a couple times a month and he gives me a key to whatever house he's gassing. so a couple times a week i load my plants in the back of my van, drive em to one of these houses, and leave them in there for 12 hours.

no bug problems, EVER.

also the gas gives you a pretty good buzz if you hang out with the plants. just don't try to spark up a joint!

 

[schwagg]

Okay...I harvested last night. Don't fret though because I have more plants that are pretty fucked up and I really NEED all this great help you guys dish out.

I wrapped the roots in a boiling rag and then drove a semi-rusty drywall screw in the stem because I couldn't find a rusty nail.
The pic is a little blurry because my dog was humping my leg while trying to get a pic.

oh man, that's gonna be straight FIRE!!! did you mix the kool aid and molasses?

 

[vonforne]

Hey when I grow out DJ´s stuff I always use Grape Koolaid. I KNOW it gives it that grape taste!

 

[forty]

I noticed some slow moving white mites in my soil last night!!!! OMG . . . . . . . . . like, freaking out!!!! Also there is some fuzz on top of my soil!!!

the orkin citrus tent sounds pretty darn effective but just to sure i'd do a clorox soil drench first... 3ml water per gallon bleach, works like a champ.

 

[mad librettist]

Harvest....




































































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THE MOON




































(you fuckface)

 

[TACOE]

DDT + PCB teas. Works like a charm for me. I like to use salt water.
For veg. 1 lb. Hi P guano per gallon
for flower 1 lb. Hi N guano per gallon

If this is anybody's chicken... get him off my lawn.. hes lookin at me funny.

 

[heady blunts]

DUDES! BEST IDEA EVER: GIVE THE PLANTS DRUGS! that should make them more potent right? like water in PCP, cocaine, opiates, etc?

 

[TACOE]

DUDES! BEST IDEA EVER: GIVE THE PLANTS DRUGS! that should make them more potent right? like water in PCP, cocaine, opiates, etc?

makes sense to me. get em high, and they will grow high.

I'm sure it's cheaper than the hydro store.