Haiku to you too

[khaleel]

be that a black dot?
such rep i never knew was.
great fuking haiku.

 

[Sammet]

don't fight the haiku
let its power consume you
you cannot resist

 

[genkisan]

Rotting blue cheese
Bowls of rancid pork sausage
One nasty diner

 

[khaleel]

control, illusion.
stability, confusion.
release and let go.

holy shit i think i was just possessed by a buddhist monk during that one.

 

[genkisan]

Giant tubs of chunder
Roast and bubble in the sun
So, ya hungry yet?

Eager, horny young moose
Bellows a challenge to all
Then gets his ass kicked

Ten naked mole rats
Stuffed in the glove compartment
I work for the zoo

Jan weighs twenty stone
More cushion for the pushin
Fat Gals need love too

Yummybud sits home
His Porsche up on blocks moves not
Inertiaman lives!

Sproutco invents girls
To make up for the base fact:
An asshat is he

Sweaty hand on mouse
Genitals in the other
Everyone loves porn!

One arm shoulder deep
In the rectum of a cow
Sucks to be a vet

Come home drunk as hell
Wake up to boots full of puke
Missed the bowl last night

Bob did not listen
Wolverines are not good pets
Now Bob has one arm

Ever wondered why
You never see pig milk cheese?
Try to milk a pig......


Pendulous nutsack
Tenderly stroked with fair hand
Yummy is jealous

 

[genkisan]

Steel shod hooves blast thru
Majestic horns pierce yer sack
Spacegoat comes for YOU

 

[Sammet]

you dial the number
the phone rings, you hear my voice
Beeeeeep, leave a message!

 

[Siddartha]

My Gorilla Snot
Saved my piece from being trash
All for just 5 bucks!

 

[khaleel]

hahahahahaha

genkisan, when you can haiku-describe a nutsack with a word i don't know (pendulous?), i'm speechless...

 

[genkisan]

hahahahahaha

genkisan, when you can haiku-describe a nutsack with a word i don't know (pendulous?), i'm speechless...

Here ya go, laddie:

pen·du·lous /ˈpɛndʒələs, ˈpɛndə-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pen-juh-luhs, pen-duh-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. hanging down loosely: pendulous blossoms.
2. swinging freely; oscillating.
3. vacillating or undecided; wavering.
[Origin: 1595–1605; < L pendulus hanging, swinging. See pend, -ulous]

—Related forms
pen·du·lous·ly, adverb
pen·du·lous·ness, noun

—Synonyms 1. dangling, drooping, pendent, sagging.

 

[Sammet]

Leaves flutter softly
Shadows of twigs stirred by breeze
Sitting in a tree

 

[Sammet]

Alarms clamouring
Whoosh of pressurization
Exit the clean room

 

[Sammet]

Frosty air clinging
To hands seeking to be warmed
By another's soft skin

 

[khaleel]

Here ya go, laddie:

lmfao hahahahaha gotta work that one into my daily vernacular. cheers

 

[khaleel]

Ode to Genkisan (ohm mane padme hum)

oscillating balls,
shorn like the morning sunlight;
pendulous magic.

 

[TigerChasesTail]

Pot plant grows quickly
The law wants my plants to die
They can eat my dust

 

[Sammet]

Stand by the thousands
White-robed arms reach for the sky
Trees pleading winter

 

[Sammet]

When growing your own
Becomes a reality
Sucker for good buds

 

[Sammet]

Wishing you the best
And enjoy the year ahead
A New Years Haiku

 

[TigerChasesTail]

Push the Orb too far
See what happens to you boy
Better left alone