Funny Pictures Are Funny

[hayday]

 

[BlueBlazer]

 

[EsterEssence]

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[Green Squall]

Full, original ad below...

For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event.

I specialize in holiday themed events, either yours or an un-expecting friend's, but I also offer contracted private investigation and babysitting services. Please inquire about these rates, as they are negotiable based on the task at hand.

My services have been in high demand this season, so I now require at least 48 hours notice in advance of any bookings and appreciate your understanding.

Thank you, and happy holidays!

[whatever you want my name to be]

 

[Jellyfish]

There's a lot worse ways to earn a hundred bucks.

 

[Jellyfish]

 

[Jellyfish]

 

[geneva_sativa]

who is that butterfly lass ?

 

[Robrites]

 

[Robrites]

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[Jellyfish]

I could watch the goat butt the kid for hours. I may have already!

 

[billy_big_bud!]

i have noticed that goats are some of the most fuck you i dont give a fuck animals out there. almost gangster.

 

[Jellyfish]

They have funny personalities, that's for sure. What other animal would do this?

 

[Jellyfish]

Wait for the last lil' goat, he's like "You want some?"

 

[Stoner4Life]

unless of course your kid becomes an absolute angel during the holidays, and then you got some explaining to do come X-mas morn.......

 

[Pinball Wizard]

i have noticed that goats are some of the most fuck you i dont give a fuck animals out there. almost gangster.

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[billy_big_bud!]

i am now considering goat ownership. any animal with the where win thall to bulldowzer innocent puppies just to make a point could probably teach me a thing or two about life. i always break for puppies. i am powerless against their charm and lure...

 

[_tessarecting]

I'm totally getting a couple goats in a few months