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Funny Pictures Are Funny
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chilliwilli
Waterboy
chilliwilli
Waterboy
A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What does two plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the statistician and asks the same question "What does two plus two equal?" The statistician says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and poses the same question "What does two plus two equal?"
The accountant gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the statistician and asks the same question "What does two plus two equal?" The statistician says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and poses the same question "What does two plus two equal?"
The accountant gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"
RMS
Three Berries
Active member
One time during the Irish Setter craze we raised a litter. Had 12 pups. It was mess!
chilliwilli
Waterboy
chilliwilli
Waterboy
chilliwilli
Waterboy
RMS
RMS
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that makes my eyes hurt just looking at it! they now make a "heated eye massage" vibrating gizmo that you turn on and lie back with it on your eye-lids. heated eye massage, hmmm.
Dime
Well-known member
Too even consider doing it,let alone having someone take a pic.
