^If god removes all the true Christians from the planet it would instantly be a better place and war would probably grind to a halt. Plus all the money they have collected will be left behind. The earth could finally sell the fucking Vatican too.
Sarah Silverman. "Sell the Vatican, Feed the world"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bObItmxAGc
They were talking about the time zone deal on the radio this morning. The preacher said it was 6pm at every time zone. So kind of like a rolling blackout expect it's the Rolling Rapture.
The Kiwis and the Aussies should be in heaven now or burning in fire and brimstone. It's already an 1.5 hours past the rapture and no one has come to get me so I can guess I'm SOL.
What a bummer.