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I like inventing diversions...makes it interesting. I've used smoke from my fireplace (gate it down...smoke it out with bark)....I've used my weed eater/chainsaw (loud annoying noises make for quick visits...even the aroma of oak saw dust stinks with funk)...I've used gibbering-loosely-connected-coffee infused conversation to be bothersome....playing speed metal psycho-billy in the background as I wave my arms and make little sense...anything annoying... fresh dog shit near the inspection area works....yup dogs are a great tool. My wife helps me with diversions as well...2 are better than 1...in most cases.
Depends on the scenario I guess....length of the visit and what/where they need to view. All the world's a stage. Death before dishonor....Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance...being careful is artistic...
Depends on the scenario I guess....length of the visit and what/where they need to view. All the world's a stage. Death before dishonor....Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance...being careful is artistic...