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DO YOU BELIEVE BIGFOOT COULD EXIST???

BlueBlazer

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supermanlives

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I was thinking a few hundred pounds of jerky lol. that jack links commercial and all. smoked bigfoot mmmmmmmm
 
MJBadger

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I`m gonna come back later with some info from a tv search for Bigfoot . N America Himalayas & Russia .
 
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fatburt

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so 70 years and not one carcass has been found?cummon guys.....
santa and the easter bunny visit me evry year too!
 
paladin420

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Ok. Ur alone in the woods. Out of the brush bolts a big hairy bitch, obviously in heat.
Quick what ya gonna do???
 
supermanlives

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mace it with my spray and try an chop it up with my machete. when I am in woods alone I am prepared lol. I don't like hairy bitches
 
BadTicket

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John Marshton killed all Bigfoot (or should i say Bigfeet) in Undead Nightmare, so no, at least not anymore.

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WelderDan

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Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here - fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother. Look at the motherfuckers! You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherfuckin' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the fuck are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the fuck out, too!
 
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