Define old

[Guest]

Bah, Im looking forward to going back to the diaper. I figure by then even if I care I wont remember. I also want to wear the kind that make a musical sound when you go in them. No fun when only you know youre using them.

I told my teenage son that since I used to change his diapers when he was a baby, that he'll have to change mine as an old fuck. Chili-dog night should be a real 'blast from the past'....

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Old is when you look in Marks and spencers wndow and think to yourself "Oooh, what a wonderful warm looking beige cardigan and matching faun slacks"

 

[Guest]

Old is when you look in Marks and spencers wndow and think to yourself "Oooh, what a wonderful warm looking beige cardigan and matching faun slacks"

Sounds more like someone's turning 'gay' instead of 'getting old'...

 

[Guest]

I'm not ready yet, I just don't feel old. Not at all.

Come on Zoltron grab my hand and i'll take you with me. We shall have some fun, pain free fun. I love you sweetie.....................

 

[Guest]

I'm not ready yet, I just don't feel old. Not at all.

Come on Zoltron grab my hand and i'll take you with me. We shall have some fun, pain free fun. I love you sweetie.....................

Now THAT makes me feel like I'm 25 again....thanks dollface!!

& I love you too.

P.S. -- Now neither 1 of us want to hear "Get a room, will ya!!"....so please spare us the details.

 

[ZUR]

when I am sixty four......

Then I will be old



now I am just 54

 

[ZUR]

Well old is just a matter of time

Lol

 

[Guest]

Old is when your in a nursing home, talking about your BMs with your room mates.

One Room mate says, "I have a BM every morning promptly at 10:00 AM"

The other room mate says, "hell that ain't nothin', I go every morning at 9:00 AM"

That's when you pop up and say, "I have a BM every morning promptly at 6:30 AM... Problem is, I don't get out of bed until 11:00 AM"

 

[Guest]

I figure we have 2 choices as we age: either age or die...I'll stick with aging.

 

[GIO]

if your driver license picture is a divinci original...your ass is old! kiddin guys...your as old as ya feel

 

[Guest]

/\/\/\/\ LOL!! AHAHAHAHA...Mine is an R Crumb original, so I'm OK.

 

[Guest]

old is sitting there in wet diapers and you cant remember whos supposed to change them.

peace

 

[Guest]

I am in my car flipping through radio stations and come across an "oldies" station. Ok, I am thinking "oldies" like 50's ya know? It was a 70's oldies station.


WTF is that all about?

 

[Guest]

Now THAT makes me feel like I'm 25 again....thanks dollface!!

& I love you too.

P.S. -- Now neither 1 of us want to hear "Get a room, will ya!!"....so please spare us the details.

Actually I was thinking running, and hiking and a pic nic, ya know to make you feel young again?

 

[Guest]

Actually I was thinking running, and hiking and a pic nic, ya know to make you feel young again?

Running & hiking? ...I might run to catch the subway, but to run on purpose? hmm......nah, let's rent a limo or a helicopter & ride around nude.

 

[Mojave Dave]

I can't even remember 42...

 

[Verite]

I can't even remember 42...

I remember hangin out with Oscie, Benji, and that real hot lady.

 

[mtnjohn]

old is when you get the furniture disease.......
your chest falls into your drawers...................hahahaha

 

[potheadpixie]

Old is when both my lungs and ass are shot, and yes that will be a very sad day...

 

[Guest]

Define Old?

Define Old?

OK...
Old is when your checking out this Hot babes ass and she notices...
She walks over and says...

"Hi Sir...I go to school with your Grandaughter"...

I didnt know...


cheers