Define old

[akornpatch]

I'm about to be 42. That makes me an "old stoner"? I feel like I'm 20 still.

 

[Guest]

Yeah,I'm 43.I tend to forget it, until I do something and feel it for the next week!

 

[chuckyoufarley]

old is when your KID has to wipe YOUR ass
peace chucky

 

[akornpatch]

LOL chucky! That's good it'll be a while. The youngest is only 2.

MV...I hear ya. I got some arm "pump" this morning when I was shampooing my hair.

2.5 yrs ago I had cancer surgery twice within 2 months followed by radiation. I'm sure that didn't help.

 

[pistillwhipped]

I'll never be old....till I'm rottin' in the ground

 

[Harry Gypsna]

LOL, Im only 23, but got in2 toking at age 11, so been @ it more than half my life, so by most people my own age's standards, im an old stoner, lol. Bloody well feel like it sumtimes, hehehe,

 

[rockymtnbuds]

lmao.......old is when your bike leather is older tham the gals you're dating!

 

[Guest]

42 shit thats not old!!! to a saquoia tree .....lol ..just joking... old is when the music is too loud..and pizza for breakfast isn't good anymore...and beer don't work for hang overs ....lol thats old...oh and if you use a wet rock ...welll thats old too

 

[mrwags]

You know your old when the pinchie box that you have carried with you since senior year high school is 4 times as old as your 6 year old daughter.


Mr.Wags

 

[sunnyside]

You're getting old when...

You're getting old when...

..Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

...You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor, instead of the police.

..."Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any fiber today."

..."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.


...An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

 

[cough_cough_eer]

one more,

one more,

.......you need longer arms to read the paper.

 

[Dr.Smitty]

42 shit thats not old!!! to a saquoia tree .....lol ..just joking... old is when the music is too loud..and pizza for breakfast isn't good anymore...and beer don't work for hang overs ....lol thats old...oh and if you use a wet rock ...welll thats old too

LOL The moto's I now live by

 

[chuckyoufarley]

LMAO sunnyside
chucky

 

[Guest]

you know your old when , the old weenie , just flops there & does nothing ,

But at least there is Viagra !!! :wink:

 

[snorky]

Shit, I am working on 45! tried playing softball with some 16 year old kids last summer. I was hurting so bad the next day I didn't want to move.
Old is when you find bending down on your knees easy and getting back up hard to do without leaning on something.

 

[HashOil]

People don't get old.
They are born either young or allready old.

 

[Guest]

hashoil very true. I am 43 (thats not old to me) anyone over 43 is old and anyone under 43 is young or thats how I see it anyway. It's kind of like driving, anyone going slower then me is an idiot and anyone going faster then me is a maniac.

 

[Guest]

Funny.

I am 46 and usually I forget how old I am. In my mind I am still in my 20's.
There have been times I passed by a mirror or store window and caught an unexpected glimpse and thought My God is that me? hahaha

And then there was the time last year I tried to do a cartwheel with my neice....it was not pretty....no not pretty at all............

 

[LadyOlive]

LOL@pieceofmyheart... OMG I tried to do a front flip about 3 years ago (I was in gymnastics) and damned near killed myself. so that put the kabash on me doing any kind of gymnastics tricks again..... lol

Oh and old is when you think your white socks and loafers look good.

 

[PreacherManZero]

Oh and old is when you think your white socks and loafers look good.

Thats why I never wear anything but black socks with sandels, I don't want to look old!