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KMK0420

PS,

my tactic for easy, easy tail:

myspace. as lame as that sounds it fucking works dude. i can't count in the few years i've been on there how much tail i've gotten off there. by no means am i bragging but i've tore up some hot ass bitches off there. sometimes not so hot, but amazing bodies...

nothin like a late night, smoke a fat blunt..pick up a fine ass chick and just CRUSH it. lol ;)

but i've been doin this for the last 4 years..it's time i pick ONE. but, like OP says, its fucking impossible to find someone even worth committing to. so, till then, i smash away. not to mention, i'm still in my early 20s...so why quit? i'll be forced to sooner or later
 
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KMK0420

dude if i won the lottery this saturday, i'd totally take on a midget 4sum - straight up :joint:

what does the money factor have to do with boinking midgets??

if your answer is "well, id have so much money i wouldnt give a shit what anyone thought!" or something along those lines, think about this..

years later, when you go broke from spending all your cash on hookers, drugs and fast cars...either the DEA raids your 1,000 plant garden and you go to jail the rest of the life, OR...you some how stay afloat and one night you decide to go out to a popular bar with your buddies, and randomly something is going to trigger that tiny little nerve ending in the back of one of your friend's heads that controls memory and he's going to blurt out "HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU FUCKED THOSE 4 MIDGETS?" in front of hundreds of people, especially hot women.

people never forget, people never forget
 

steppinRazor

cant stop wont stop
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what does the money factor have to do with boinking midgets??

if your answer is "well, id have so much money i wouldnt give a shit what anyone thought!" or something along those lines, think about this..

years later, when you go broke from spending all your cash on hookers, drugs and fast cars...either the DEA raids your 1,000 plant garden and you go to jail the rest of the life, OR...you some how stay afloat and one night you decide to go out to a popular bar with your buddies, and randomly something is going to trigger that tiny little nerve ending in the back of one of your friend's heads that controls memory and he's going to blurt out "HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU FUCKED THOSE 4 MIDGETS?" in front of hundreds of people, especially hot women.

people never forget, people never forget


ROFL

hahahaaaahah

nah i guess im just sayin man WHY THE FUCK NOT..
but on the reqal if i did - it'd totally be public.. probably mail out my midget porn excursion to frriends and family next chanukah
 

Yes4Prop215

Active member
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PS,

my tactic for easy, easy tail:

myspace. as lame as that sounds it fucking works dude. r

i must cosign it, as lame as it sounds, its extremely easy to meet chicks on myspace and eventually have, as Borat would say, "SEXY TIME!!."

i havent visited my account in almost two years, which probably explains why i havent gotten much pussy lately.
 

Justa6655321

Active member
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YES midget fucking everyone must try it once or twice or numerous times.

Go for younger women! I'm with a 26 year old and a 31 year old both at least 10 years younger
 

Big D

icmagic
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You guys do realize that this is a joke....

You guys do realize that this is a joke....

Little people!


They come with smaller baggage.

My humor is alittle silly, so I just would like to clarify.

I am 6'5", so it has always been hard for me to relate to midgets.
 

Eliyaz

Member
daddy issues?

daddy issues?

I cant see the problem in having fun with younger women, all depends on what you want and if its sex with a naive little girl who has daddy issues then go ahead...not for me though...
I prefer them in their late 20s AT LEAST.
In my experience men that tend to favor young girls(16-20) as being the most beautifull have some issues themselves or they are just taking part in a mass hypnotic state of mind produced by a media that is owned by old paedhophilic men! :muahaha:
 

whodair

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dwarves may have regular sized genitals. dont show up swingin 4 inches thinkin shell be all impressed.
 
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JackTheGrower

LOL... This thread.

For me it comes down to music... I need a woman who likes the kinds of music I do..

I just can't get it on to rap.

Love is ageless...

Dating is like renting... Short term contract.
 

mpd

Lammen Gorthaur
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High folks! Thanks for reading.

Ok, here's my dilemma: The general consensus is that I look somewhere between 10 and 15 years younger than I actually am, which is cool, I guess. I'm not going to tell you how old I actually am for security reasons, but the fact that bartenders tend to double check my ID should give you a ballpark idea.

The problem is that younger chicks flirt with me and chicks my age are usually either a)married or b) divorced with kids and bitter as hell. I really do make an effort to stick with my age group. What I normally do is guess at their age and act accordingly.

Shit is not working out! I am a free spirit and I keep meeting bitch after bitch.
I also have no desire to marry someone that I've known for 6 months or someone that I'm not in love with.

So what does everyone think? Should I broaden my horizons and date younger women? I have thick skin, so say what's on your mind. I also welcome any female opinions.

Maybe it is an attitude kind of thing. I'm not here to pick on you or drag you down, but I would like to point out that your mindset seems to reflect a lack of respect for women in general. As I said, I don't know your condition or anything else other than what you wrote in this thread, but... :wallbash:

You can feel your way to a new kind of living in as little as a week. Change your feelings, release your expectations - expectations ruin relationships - focus on having a good time with the person you are with at that moment. If she is the one (or he, for those of your who like guys) then it will come through and if she is not the same will be true.

You attract that which matches your feelings and fantasies.

I wish you luck with this. Mrs. MPD and I have been together now for 25 years and she's 15 years older than me, to say the least.

Relationships work when you work your relationship; it's a job that needs TLC in order to survive and bloom into genuine love.

In this world, you only get out of it what you put into it. Good luck!

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forty

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i dunno, the young ones look great but most don't know how to fuck. nothing worse than gettin a nice lil hot tamale in the sack that just lays there like a dead fish.

the older ladies don't need training, just get em good n sauced to help with the bitterness and make sure to part ways in a timely fashion.
 

PoopyTeaBags

State Liscensed Care Giver/Patient, Assistant Trai
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screw them dont date them... younger girls are stupid as fuck dont have a thought in there head... also no matter what 21 hits and if they aint already they turn into bar whores....

But doesnt mean you cant play with them just make sure there over 18.... plus you can find some nice booty calls where you wont even have to listen to them... just call them up and go over butt ass naked with you dingle painted (they love that shit).... lol
 

Miss Blunted

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screw them dont date them... younger girls are stupid as fuck dont have a thought in there head... also no matter what 21 hits and if they aint already they turn into bar whores....

But doesnt mean you cant play with them just make sure there over 18.... plus you can find some nice booty calls where you wont even have to listen to them... just call them up and go over butt ass naked with you dingle painted (they love that shit).... lol

That's why your girl's a few older than you....she knows what she's doing and you like that shit. Mmm hmmm. :spank:

If you ever show up here with your dingle painted....we're gonna have to sit down and talk dckhead...haha.
 

zomg1

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its kind of a weird standard... i wouldn't think anything of a 40 year old dating a 50 year old.. but a 18 year old dating a 28 year old... thats .. just.. different...
for real though.. anyone over 25 is mature enough to date/marry whoever the fuck they want.. younger than that is no dice
 
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