Go with DZ he's a kung fu bonsai shao-lin super tae-kwan-grow 22nd Dan grand Master
There's even a rumor that the advanced grand Master grower package was named after him!!
Some say he can get a cut to root just by being around it!!
Others say he's a figment of our imagination but I talk to all that crew so I know he's not just a myth this legend is really real!!!