Craziest places you've smoked

[TBL420uk]

I used to work for a job agency & they sent 4 of us on a job with a removal company that had used our agency to hire to extra lads to help them empty an office of a business that was moving to a new office. The city we was working in was about 1.5 hours drive away. The van we went in sat 3 in the front, but on the back, rather than been just a normal box van, it had a second seating area behinh the driver, though the only way you could talk to the driver was through what would of been the rear window. I was sat in the back with 2 of the lads & we were sat on a wooden bench with no leg room, its was like one of the vans they use to take you from the police statiion to court in England. About 10 mins down the motor way our arses were well sore! I wasnt long before one of the lads started to skin up & soon the sweet smell of mary jane was in the air & it soon filled up the whole cab. The 3 blokes in the front (1 was from our agency) went stoney silent for most of the trip after that! They never said anything, but they were not impresed!

 

[friscofrqancis]

in 1977 I was in the middle of five years felony probation for cultivation (one spindly little thing), possession (29 grams) and a shot gun that was just a few inches shorter than was allowed. I had done year in jail and about two after on probation. I got a job as a mechanic and My PO would always ask "You ain't smoked any Thai weed have you?" never tested for weed then just opiates if I said yes, he skip my monthly test.

So. I petitioned the court for an early termination of probation. I had to show up in person for this, and did. THe PO endorsed my termination and I was a free man for the first time since I was 15 years old (1966). As I walked out of the court building I stopped at teh top of the stairs just outside the door and fired up a fat one full of California's best had a few tokes and ambled off to my ride.

It was a stupid thing to do. But after spending over six years of my life behind bars of some kind and five years on parole or probation ALL of it recreational drug related, I wasn't all that grateful to be on my own; thought I had it coming and it was just a minor-league "FUCK YOU!" to the whole goddam system.

Man, I think it was still illegal then, I could've ended up right back in starting all over - but I just had to do it.

 

[Ihop]

Does vaping count, cause if it does-

The supermarket (produce section)
On line at the Post Office
VA Hospital, not the parking lot either;
Waiting areas
treatment rooms
Waiting for an ultra sound
Blood lab, not the waiting area, the actual chair, waiting for the phlebotomist.
Prostetics
and of course dental
and, oddly enough, the smoking area, and not one single person even bothered to ask me what I was doing.
And the LB still rulez.
Nuff' said.........

Peace out

 

[Pythagllio]

Well, I wasn't smoking, but I did sit in the Fairfax County VA courthouse in 1990 awaiting sentencing on a cannabis charge, and ate 6 of Skippy's homemade cookies (the more you eat the hungrier you get!) in full view of several of Fairfax County's finest. I was glad Skippy didn't make donuts, because then I would have had to have hidden in the bathroom.

 

[cracker420]

i once blazed at church in the restroom

 

[festivus]

In the 70's my buddy's family owned an ambulance service. I rode along on a call that was about 35 miles east of town. We were escorted by the Highway Patrol, and doing like 75mph we burned a fat one as the cop car cleared the way for us! The call was a guy had stabbed himself, turned out he poured ketchup all over his chest and locked himself in a bathroom. He was arrested and taken the the State Mental Hospital. Quite the trippy ride!

 

[Ribsauce]

alotta places most wouldnt even consider getting down... basically if its a place where no one thinks about blazing you may be home clear.... safest place for a fly is on the back of a fly swatter... and yea if you got a portable vape the possibilities are limitless ha

 

[OjoRojo420]

While briefly working at a Mental Federal facility!

Those Federal buildings sure have nice extractors in their shitters...

Step on the bowl and blow into the intake.

Crazy times!

 

[Mitch Connor]

The craziest, most awe-inspiring place I've lit up was at the top of a rollercoaster. I almost dropped my pipe, but the slow climb to the top gave me enough time to light up with a buddy. (We were towards the back seats so no one could see)

Seriously, if you ever get a chance to go on a rollercoaster and light one up, DO IT!

 

[GroDoc]

I was in some other body. Some sort of animal, like a cross between a cat and a gorilla. Trippin'

 

[Megas]

Inside the flower cooler inside the produce area of a Rainbow Foods, used an apple. I didn't work at Rainbow either.
Another one was on a university campus, on a bench with 2 other people right in the open, was nowhere near 4/20 it was fun but shit I was nervous. Cool thing was guy I was smoking with found out I knew him and we were really good friends like 10 years before from a campground.

 

[sour power]

when i was in high school back in the days we used to smoke in the bathroom.

 

[Yummybud]

inside a closet tent made out of blankets. hahaha. people from overgrow remember my pictures...

I used to take a big blanket and pin it to the opening in the closet. then spray the inside fo the blanket with febreeze. then get inside the closet and smoke. the smoke and scent would get trapped in the wet frebreeze soaked blanket and absorb the smell so my room would not reek.

 

[CaptainStoner]

our local pub used to allow smoking inside... one evening in there i shared a joint with a dude i was playing pool with, only for one of the regulars there (i hadnt been going there long) to point out the man i was playing pool with was the chief constable of our local police

once there was like 9 of us in a ford transit van - 3 up front and 6 sliding about in the back.. went to pick a mate up from the central police station in the city centre.. now i should point out the friends i was with are utterly nuts, its snowing, we're hotboxing an illegal, illegally loaded, knackered ancient rotten van on the way to a cop shop, the driver pulls a handbrake turn right outside the door, we kick the back doors open, clouds of smoke billow out and the dude jumps in like something out of a really messed up bad movie lol

don't go out with those friends often these days, too risky for me

at 182mph on the autobahn in a lotus carlton. outside the houses of parliament. in a cable car on the swiss alps. wales. ducked down under the back seats of a theatre in hampshire during a performance of peter pan featuring H from steps. (much needed toke there). In the toilets of British Telecom's local office when i worked there for a while. Winchester Cathederal.

in a pub in cornwall(uk version of scary hick country) that was a 10x10' room in a cottage where the bar was a slab of oak over the wooden barrels the booze was in, filled with local yokels steamed out of their trees by local scrumpy jack cloudy and so strong it cleaned the glass, standing room only i rolled up a little single and blazed in a corner to many disaproving glares from gummidge and his 14 cousins

 

[DaPurps]

Me and my buddies used to roll up a bunch of J's and walk around campus blazing on them like a cig. It was only done after dark but it was fun to walk around getting stoned.

 

[bird]

i liked smoke in the high school court yard after school hours. like 9-10 at night. 1 day i got a bag at school. and had to burn one during lunch hour. sat right under a window outside the art room. grocery store parking lot were fun too

 

[mriko]

must have been in the back of a CRS truck after being arrested at a pro-Mj march. CRS is Compagnie Républicaine de Sécurité, police thugs sent to control or break protests.

Also some special night-club in Paris, where a friend of mine used to organise legendary hard-core techno parties (lots of spiral tribe, yum !) every wednesday (name of party was Mental Confusion, a very well chosen name, trust me !) during mid-90s. Nothing special with smoking in night club you'll tell me, except that in this one EVERYBODY was smoking dope (and way more than that) openly, like in a coffeeshop. Very special place, at that time it was run by some arms traffickers (part of security staff was made of bear-like Serbian mercenaries - when they tell you it's time to leave, you leave) and they sure were paying a lot of money to whomever it was needed so they were not bothered by anyone. Once some guy I know collapsed on the dance-floor from too much, and too many, dope(s). He woke up... in the trashbin outside the place ! Crazy place...

Irie !

 

[Headbandf1]

Smoked my 2 last bombers wlaking right down the middel of the schipolf Airport walking to my flight. Baggage chick asked if i had anything illegal on me and i wiped out thes 2 logs of amnessia haze and some grey mist from my bro (Jon). And the chick says you dont have enought time to go outside smoke them on the way to your flight, so I did. Also heard the 2 cops running up behind me as they jumped to tackel me, Time for me was so slow I just stepped aside and they both hit the wall.

They yoke me up, take me to a room where the pa start anouncing my name that unless i show up immediatly their going to take off, so i say thats me, they tell me to stay sitted and leave the room i count to 45 and i out the door down the coridor and on my flight and gone.

 

[ibjamming]

when i was in high school back in the days we used to smoke in the bathroom.

Why not in the classroom?

When I was in HS...there was NO A/C...we opened the windows in summer. Well, the "cool kids" always sat in the back next to the window...so we could get high. Do they still make those "smokeless torpedoes"? We'd fill one and try to hold the hit as long as possible and blow it out the window. You have to remember...these are the BIG school windows and they went the whole length of the classroom...so it really wasn't all that daring...it was almost like smoking outside. NOBODY knew what we were doing...at least as far as we knew.

Good memories...

Getting high on a bus crossing the GWB into NYC was always a thrill...back then you could smoke pretty much anywhere...pretty much anything you wanted.

On top of the Empire State building? That was cool too...the elevator down...whoah!

Getting high, doing lines in the ladies room (invited of course) of clubs, yup...good memories...why do you think they all go there together guys...they're getting a little refresher on their buzz. The ladies room is the party room at many places. Why do you think there's a line!!!

I remember driving my VW bug...I had no brakes but the emergency handle because I wore through the brake line with my shoe...balancing a joint, cigarette, a beer, steering through traffic on Rt 17 and Rt 4, pulling on the handle to slow down...yeehaw!

How times have changed...

 

[OrangeCrusader]

On stage on campus with Mr.Lahey from the Trailer Park Boys.

While waiting in line to cross the border was pretty crazy too, good thing the wait lines were like an hour or we would've gotten caught. lol