CoCoSativas
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So I own a construction company. I see all sorts of bad work that makes me laugh, daily. Im a younger guy but I know the difference between a good job and a bad one.
Im more looking for storries from other pros, but as homeowners if you found anything wild post it up. Especially building code violations they are pretty funny sometimes. Scary but funny what guys pass as real work.
Ill start with a quicky because im at work. Making my deaf helper drive so I can post. I only have until I get to the site.
So yesterday we did a drywall patch repair above a shower. Really nice work there... Someone used a paint stirstick as a backing to screw his patchwork in. First he tried to do a California patch... The hole is a 10 5/8 x 17 3/4. To big for a California, so he decided to actually use a backing. Also its a cieling patch. Wtf California patch? Come on...
I got a wierd one too. So im doing hardwood flooring, back when I was 18. The guy I was working with asked me to clear this bedroom in a gay guys house. Im like Ok. I didnt have to I didnt work for him but why not im a decwnt guy.
I go into the room and flip up the bed, this goof has so many dildos under the bed you cant see the carpet. Seriously. So I go ask him to move it, hes like "isint that your job"? I was like fuck you clean it up or we are leaving you disgusting pig.
So he put them in the closet, pilled up against the door. Buddy I was working with opened the door and they fell all over him, a bunch hit the top of his head. I laughed until I was blue, called the guy we got the contact from and told him we are leaving. We would be back tomorrow after this moron removed the dildos from any area we could see them. Then I told the homeowner, who thought it was no big deal. I told him some guys would have had alot bigger problems than the guy with me that day. If it was me buddy would have hade a busted up face... Laugh at me after that ill show you...
A nicer one, not that standout but I had to dig a hole to cut a basement window today. So im digging, bitching and whatever. So this actually hot chick got on site and today and starts walking over to a Bob-Cat. So I walk over and start talking withher. I offered her 50 bucks to dig my whole for me. She was like nah... So I Started chatting her up, told her she looked real nice even in coveralls. So she starts to break. Gotta love girls man. A few more cocompliments and away she went, dug out a 6'l x 4'w x 3'd. In about 6 buckets she saved me all morning digging, and it didnt ecen cost me more than a flirt and a smile. Gotta love the ladies. Thanks sweeie for saving me time, money and alot of hassle.
Well hopefully some here have some goodies to share. Oldies are good too, I love old time construction stories.
Oh yeah, no one wants to hear about folks accidents unless they are funny. If someone got badly injured keep it to yourself or post another thread please. I saw someone shoot their hand with a Brad nailer once. Thats funny... Its stupid, and he wasnt all fucked up after so its AL good.
Im more looking for storries from other pros, but as homeowners if you found anything wild post it up. Especially building code violations they are pretty funny sometimes. Scary but funny what guys pass as real work.
Ill start with a quicky because im at work. Making my deaf helper drive so I can post. I only have until I get to the site.
So yesterday we did a drywall patch repair above a shower. Really nice work there... Someone used a paint stirstick as a backing to screw his patchwork in. First he tried to do a California patch... The hole is a 10 5/8 x 17 3/4. To big for a California, so he decided to actually use a backing. Also its a cieling patch. Wtf California patch? Come on...
I got a wierd one too. So im doing hardwood flooring, back when I was 18. The guy I was working with asked me to clear this bedroom in a gay guys house. Im like Ok. I didnt have to I didnt work for him but why not im a decwnt guy.
I go into the room and flip up the bed, this goof has so many dildos under the bed you cant see the carpet. Seriously. So I go ask him to move it, hes like "isint that your job"? I was like fuck you clean it up or we are leaving you disgusting pig.
So he put them in the closet, pilled up against the door. Buddy I was working with opened the door and they fell all over him, a bunch hit the top of his head. I laughed until I was blue, called the guy we got the contact from and told him we are leaving. We would be back tomorrow after this moron removed the dildos from any area we could see them. Then I told the homeowner, who thought it was no big deal. I told him some guys would have had alot bigger problems than the guy with me that day. If it was me buddy would have hade a busted up face... Laugh at me after that ill show you...
A nicer one, not that standout but I had to dig a hole to cut a basement window today. So im digging, bitching and whatever. So this actually hot chick got on site and today and starts walking over to a Bob-Cat. So I walk over and start talking withher. I offered her 50 bucks to dig my whole for me. She was like nah... So I Started chatting her up, told her she looked real nice even in coveralls. So she starts to break. Gotta love girls man. A few more cocompliments and away she went, dug out a 6'l x 4'w x 3'd. In about 6 buckets she saved me all morning digging, and it didnt ecen cost me more than a flirt and a smile. Gotta love the ladies. Thanks sweeie for saving me time, money and alot of hassle.
Well hopefully some here have some goodies to share. Oldies are good too, I love old time construction stories.
Oh yeah, no one wants to hear about folks accidents unless they are funny. If someone got badly injured keep it to yourself or post another thread please. I saw someone shoot their hand with a Brad nailer once. Thats funny... Its stupid, and he wasnt all fucked up after so its AL good.
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