Bumper Stickers

[JustSayGrow]

Not quite the same but i just made a T Shirt for mother's in law everywhere inspired by a crisp packet. It has the warning on the back on it and reads.

To avoid danger of suffocation please keep this bag away from small children.

ROFLMAO

 

[chuckyoufarley]

the one i have says
my child is an honor student
at the state correctional facility


and one my tattoo artist has says
my kid was inmate of the month at the county jail

 

[sunnyside]

.^^dead hooker storage^^^

Lifes too short to smoke cheap pot

This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

You are right where you belong, behind me!

 

[mhung420]

True Story:


I saw a bumper sticker that said "Honk, if you love Jesus"

So I honked,

The lady looked back and gave me the middle finger!



-mutt

Too funny

I always liked the ones that say "My child beat up your honor student" Peace.

 

[sunnyside]

LOL @ hung...lmao

 

[Bonzo]

One of my favorites: " If you dont surf, dont start"

 

[Stoner4Life]

I was just gonna make a new thread until I found this one

I was just gonna make a new thread until I found this one


This van may not be the Mayflower,
but your daughter came across in it.

 

[DitBaMay]

I seen some on cars that says..

"Some one call the cops i'm in the trunk" lol

"This car is protected by Mr Glock"

 

[+Vibes]

my fav is the jesus fish with "n chips" inside of it

 

[Stay Puft]

Seen on a very expensive looking V12 Jaguar:
"The parts falling off this car are of the highest quality British manufacture."

 

[backwoodburner]

I had seen a very good looking girl with a bumper sticker that said
"If your gonna ride my ass why dont you pull my hair"

 

[guest]

 

[Stoner4Life]

Back in the early 80s a friend of mine was into punk
rock and loved radical bumper stickers, one of them read:


I'd rather be killing communists



no offense intended to any of you commie bastards, really.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I know you all remember the glut of bumper
stickers from the 80's that read crap like this.......


I My Poodle

Well some wiseguy made up stickers of a screw image that
we bought at the car shows and swap meets in the area

When we found an "I Luv" bumper sticker we did this to it.......


I My Poodle

It never failed to make us roar with laughter after sticking any cars we could

 

[Guest]

Maybe cause I'm 60+...but I love this one:

I'm not getting balder, just more head


pedro

 

[Kaos!]

"Nuclear winter cures Global warming".

I get alot of confused looks from passers-by, but for some reason or others, the truckers like it...

Kaos!

 

[Stoner4Life]

Jesus saves,
Gretzky steals...
he scoooooores!

 

[Stoner4Life]

Being as most motorcycles don't have bumpers,
my favorite biker T-shirt as read
from behind a rider on the road.......
"If you can read this
the bitch fell off"

 

[ToKEN]

the waving grateful dead bear and a tie dye peace sign

 

[Guest]

two of the favorites I have read say

VOTE FOR: Monica Lewinsky's boy friend's wife

and

Buck Fin Laden
and
Buck Fush