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You know I just got out of jail for some horrible sins. I got 80 days but, I got some time knocked off for working in the kitchen. Having never had a physical job before I was quite the laughing stock trying to find my way around and not get burned or slip on something. I did get hurt a couple of times, but you can't tell them or they will take you out and take away your good time (and more importantly access to food).
So I did my time and my head is still reeling. Never did I ever meet a bigger bunch of assholes. I told them jail would not be so bad if it weren't for all the damn criminals. I also told them they were all ruining my whole jail experience. I swear every moment I was there was long and just about every encounter was close to a fight. A bunch of toothless maniacs that feel they need to defend some kind of honor all the time. Thank God I didn't hit someone or I would still be there.
So I am on probation. I have all this shit I have to do. I have to go to get a $300 drug assessment, all kinds of stuff that cost money. And I have been away awhile, so I don't really have any money. I got a shit load of fines too. And I have to take a piss test at their whim. They can just call me and tell me to go pee for them. Last two times I did it the guy looked like he was drooling while he watched me. He really loves his job.
So I smoked some weed. I don't know what I was thinking. I was with some friends playing beer pong and I smoked some hash. I even bought some and I don't know why. I am just waiting now for the phone call to go take another piss test in front of Richard Simmons.
So I did my time and my head is still reeling. Never did I ever meet a bigger bunch of assholes. I told them jail would not be so bad if it weren't for all the damn criminals. I also told them they were all ruining my whole jail experience. I swear every moment I was there was long and just about every encounter was close to a fight. A bunch of toothless maniacs that feel they need to defend some kind of honor all the time. Thank God I didn't hit someone or I would still be there.
So I am on probation. I have all this shit I have to do. I have to go to get a $300 drug assessment, all kinds of stuff that cost money. And I have been away awhile, so I don't really have any money. I got a shit load of fines too. And I have to take a piss test at their whim. They can just call me and tell me to go pee for them. Last two times I did it the guy looked like he was drooling while he watched me. He really loves his job.
So I smoked some weed. I don't know what I was thinking. I was with some friends playing beer pong and I smoked some hash. I even bought some and I don't know why. I am just waiting now for the phone call to go take another piss test in front of Richard Simmons.