Tijuana Donkey Show Outdoor Garden

[sticky367]

I heard Epicorchard is a academy of art graduate and photoshop master.

Jokes aside those pics are badass!!!! Really nice work.

 

[epicorchard]

Graduate? More like photoshop prodigy. I started working for the tabloids at age six. Horrible child labor laws back then, still they shipped me to the Hebei province in northern china to work in the notorious Adobe photoshop sweatshops of the late 80's where I lost two fingers. Here is some of my earlier work...
GSC


AK

 

[Croptober]

I love the way the cookies look and smoke.

 

[Bulldog420]

I have a love hate thing going on with Cookies. The smoke and oil it makes is fantastic, however she grows such pinner nugs. The GSC plant I have should yield several pounds yet not one nug weighs over an 1/8th.

 

[epicorchard]

last year i had real small pieces. This year I planted a younger start and so far its chunking up really well. Time will tell.

 

[epicorchard]

Oh man.... hail the size of peanuts dropped from the sky for about ten minutes last night. I've only seen hail damage in Veg; looks like Mother earth emptied out her 12 gauge from above.

....currently avoiding the damage.

 

[Backyard Farmer]

Dude I hope you're okay.

 

[Croptober]

GSC is all about the quality puts me on my ass every time. Hope all is well sorry to hear about the hail you gotta update us on how the plants are looking.

 

[LyryC]

ouch yo! good thing you got photoshop skills! and you can call one of your boys from the sweatshop to pitch in and help lol

good vibes, health and green blessings

 

[sticky367]

and I'm over here still cut n pasting trichs one by one....the bar has been raised

 

[sticky367]

How are things epic? you mentioned some bad weather in another thread hope you guys are doin ok!

 

[epicorchard]

How are things epic? you mentioned some bad weather in another thread hope you guys are doin ok!

Yea my blue dreams are at high elevation and they took a savage beating from peanut size hail for 10 minutes or so. Pistols turned brown and flowers look bruised. Basically the garden was pummeled, then frozen, then rained on hard for a couple days.

Good news is I grow more than just blue dream, so I will have some amazing colas to share later this week.

Thanks for all the support, and thank you mother nature for the ice cold lesson in humility. Definitely knocked me off my high horse. I'm now riding around on a miniature pony. It's a mini shetland if anyone cares. Xtra fancy feet.

 

[Backyard Farmer]

Love you bro and as you said all things will be fine.

 

[epicorchard]

Love you bro and as you said all things will be fine.

Feeling it man! Thanks.

 

[DAT]

wow epic your plants are so beautifully manicured. u are such a super talented amazing farmer that I admire very much. Good luck with he end of the season! do you smell the fragrance of each tree very strongly as you walk by each of them? I can only imagine how fun it must be to have a garden like yours. AWESOME!!

 

[Shcrews]

Fuckin hail, thats typical. We got a nice thunderstorm but sounds like nithing compared to your ordeal. Good luck with harvest! Started yet?

 

[epicorchard]

wow epic your plants are so beautifully manicured. u are such a super talented amazing farmer that I admire very much. Good luck with he end of the season! do you smell the fragrance of each tree very strongly as you walk by each of them? I can only imagine how fun it must be to have a garden like yours. AWESOME!!

Thanks for the kind words!

Theres a strong breeze that comes up through the chem dog patch and fills the house with the most pungent fresh fuel aroma. Its pretty special. Usually slaps a smile on my face before I can even realize why.

 

[epicorchard]

Fuckin hail, thats typical. We got a nice thunderstorm but sounds like nithing compared to your ordeal. Good luck with harvest! Started yet?

Yea every one around me got rained on. For some reason I got hail? Must be something about a 3,000' eleation.

So the new plan for next year is to elevate a series of jet heaters over each row. In the event of a hail storm I'm going to create hot chem trails over my plants, thus converting ice to rain.

I haven't had my coffee yet, but I'm pretty sure this idea is a real winner. Probably start on the use patent today.

 

[Shcrews]

haha you're a nut! Have that coffee..

We are 3000ft too, must be well south of you though, no hail here since winter.

I bet your garden still looks better tho

 

[Bulldog420]

2700ft here and no hail. What kind of coffee you drinking? I stopped drinking alcohol for the most part and find myself drinking coffee at night now for desert. I think I just switched one bad habit for another.