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0zymurgy

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This is a dream job come true. I am a bud tester for a dispensary !
Rough job, but somedbody's gotta do it ... Firing those pesky growers who dont make the cut.

If only it were full time.
 

HOVAH2.0

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Im closed to gettin a city job in the bayarea but I wondering how can I top it? Oracle microsoft, EA sports google or start my own tech.company? Please give me advice?
 

0phil

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I spent 40 years in dream jobs, first as a roadie and road manager and then recording engineer and sound mixer.
ICMag content: Plenty of free weed in those jobs.
Phil
 

Avinash.miles

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Im closed to gettin a city job in the bayarea but I wondering how can I top it? Oracle microsoft, EA sports google or start my own tech.company? Please give me advice?

shit wish i could give some solid advice... I would say that the whole "legal weed" game is just getting started here... you could certainly get in on the ground floor out here in some way shape or form.
not sure if that helps, but best of luck.

as far as my dream job...
i'd like to be the guy who just goes around the world to obscure places with camera's and camping gear. nature photography/thru hiking.
 

Easy7

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I'd like to own and operate my own organic fertilizer company. I like fertilizers as much as what they can produce.
 

Apache Kush

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fly fishing guide in a canna-friendly state or country. i could probably stand floating trout rivers with stoners waving fly rods around, falling out of the boat...you know, the usual.:dance013:

THIS^

W/ lemons headS... Nachos !! Buy a sick river boat. Go to the ferry cuase my dick can float...Ballin in the wilderness here in Northern Arizona, chillin on the colrado river like Burt Renolyds with a crossbow...smack double rainbows and smoke my own hoemgrown, grow a stash, with a birddog and and my guage, smoking on the Super silver haze.. in a cabin in Sedona Arizona , marijuanna overdose and guide stoney fly fishermen ON A BOAT! With Micheal Bolt, go on an elk hunt with Keanu Reeves and smoke trees, shoot birds, dabbed the herb, have a front like HEISZENBURG :tiphat:
 

supermanlives

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nascar driver. I have driven race cars and would love to go balls to the wall just one time at maybe Daytona. need me a weed sponsor tho. anyone wanna put up $$$.? lol my pit crew needs to have the bong ready for my pit . very important
 

Piel

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Zoo director. I actually applied for a post as director of a Scandinavian zoo but being a hunter didn´t boost my CV :)
 
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The_Core

Dream Job, Working with the environment and animals. Not sure in what capacity but I would love it. And of course growing a fucking warehouse full of weed. I love growing the plant, the business side of it seems nice but too much headache and stress. Growing the medicine, Ya thats nice.
 

supermanlives

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fishing guide is overrated for the most part......watching others fish aint as much fun...and taking out drunk snobby rich assholes makes you wanna chum and push them over.....been there done that ..the registerd guide thing that is ,never pushed anyone over but thought about it a few times.. maine and florida I did the guide thing... talked to a friend still in business and he aint so happy.. with new gps and even phones having em your secret spot wont be secret anymore, and we all know business depends on them catching a lot of fish... your spot will be filled with boats before you know it
 

Saratj1

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I would like to be a pilot. Just seems now that without the military, that goal is nearly unobtainable or unaffordable at least.
 

kaochiu

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Anyway, I keep picturing all these scantily clad wimmin' playing some game in this big field of marijuana and all. Thousands of scantily clad wimmin', and nobody's around — nobody male, I mean — except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff — I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the marijuana and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I really like to be. I know it's crazy.
:whistling:
 

yortbogey

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WA State MJ consultant.....MMJ quality, w/ state benefits', and federal muscle.....plus the badge..........................................................................
 

non

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in a fantasy legal climate and resource-situation i'd run a small smoker friendly tapas bar with a nice garden patio. who knows, might happen..
 
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