dream job you can never get

[paper thorn]

^^ that

 

[Ph-patrol]

The first male sales person at Lane Bryant. I like the chubby Girls. If thats wrong I don't want to be right

 

[D. B. Doober]

you guys got anything similar, or in the past? also when i was in the navy i got honor man in A school and would have had choice of orders, like rota spain!! but because i was signed up for advanced training they wouldn't cut me loose from it and i couldn't go. i ended up being a fucking VAST operator under the flight decks. it sucked. life sux.

I kept having my name sent back to the bottom of the A school list because I kept getting NJP for stuff like giving someone the finger. I spent many months mess cooking. Mess cooking sucks balls. That was the worst.

 

[armedoldhippy]

I think being a gene splicer/genetics experimentalist might be cool. transplant the genes in weed that create THC into every other plant I can think of & make the DEA obsolete... think about all of that kudzu that blankets the south...