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Unclefishstick's Guide to Home Bicycle Repair

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Smokin Joe

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I still wake up with a piss hard but them pills do help stamina. Never had a hard on last more then 4 hours but have watched the clock before :D
 

Bud Green

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I still wake up with a piss hard but them pills do help stamina. Never had a hard on last more then 4 hours but have watched the clock before :D

I still wake up with a piss hard too, but it's at 5 O'fuckin clock in the morning, instead of at 7:30 like it should be!
Damn, the fuckin' floor feels cold to me feet when I wanna just go back to sleep! LMAO..
 

unclefishstick

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lol,when did this turn to the wilford brimly prostate support group?
did i ever tell you guys about the joys of nut butter? lol....oh man,i had an idea....a layer of crotch lube then a light dusting of gold bond...it would be like riding with a peppermint patty smeared on yer junk!
 

Bud Green

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lol,when did this turn to the wilford brimly prostate support group?
did i ever tell you guys about the joys of nut butter? lol....oh man,i had an idea....a layer of crotch lube then a light dusting of gold bond...it would be like riding with a peppermint patty smeared on yer junk!

Hmmm, peppermint patty? I'll have to try that the next time I ride my 10 speed across the USA like I did 39 years ago...
 

Smokin Joe

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lol,when did this turn to the wilford brimly prostate support group?
did i ever tell you guys about the joys of nut butter? lol....oh man,i had an idea....a layer of crotch lube then a light dusting of gold bond...it would be like riding with a peppermint patty smeared on yer junk!
Well since jw damn near stroked out on us last year we need to start thinking about shit in a different manner.
instead of nut butter and gold bond try icy hot. Guaranteed to add 10 mph to the first mile
Sorry Mack, that's MY personal fishing guide.:biggrin:
I don't want to buy her, Just rent for a little while. You can have her back when I'm done :tiphat:
 

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Best price I could find on HF 8 bulb t5 Commercial unit is 189$ free ship. I have one of them cheap ass 8 bulb with 4 54wx2 ballast. I have lost 2 of the ballast so far, That's 50$ to replace.. My other HF 8 bulb has never had a issue . I'm not going to feed them anymore, unit is in the garbage..Getting another HF Commercial
 

unclefishstick

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Hmmm, peppermint patty? I'll have to try that the next time I ride my 10 speed across the USA like I did 39 years ago...
im about 2/3 of the way there on the new bike...

Well since jw damn near stroked out on us last year we need to start thinking about shit in a different manner.
instead of nut butter and gold bond try icy hot. Guaranteed to add 10 mph to the first mile

I don't want to buy her, Just rent for a little while. You can have her back when I'm done :tiphat:

lol,yeah,i already did start thinking about things different....this was a light week,only 120 miles or so,lots of dirt riding though,always harder and more work..
 

Smokin Joe

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What da hell? another nut case has shown up on the scene.
Bud, I'll bet you even like stoner collage girls dont ya ?
 

b00m

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Morning Brother Joe :gday:
There's freaks and geeks and tweekers all over this place mate :bigeye:
:smoke out:
 

unclefishstick

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:noway: well,i discovered something this morning....almond milk is fucking horrible in coffee...:puke:
guess i need to go shopping today....and laundry,and work in the yard...and water the houseplants...i guess i better get crackin here...
 

dansbuds

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Best price I could find on HF 8 bulb t5 Commercial unit is 189$ free ship. I have one of them cheap ass 8 bulb with 4 54wx2 ballast. I have lost 2 of the ballast so far, That's 50$ to replace.. My other HF 8 bulb has never had a issue . I'm not going to feed them anymore, unit is in the garbage..Getting another HF Commercial


Not breakin yer balls PF , but when it comes to electrical equipment & alot of other things .... you get what ya pay for dude . you buy cheap , you get cheap . i payed 250$ a piece for my 6 bulb units .... but i haven't even needed to replace a bulb yet :)
yeah now that i said that .... i'll have to drop 120$ on bulbs lol



mornin SUKers :coffee:

almond milk in coffee ???? fukin YUK !!! your not one of these fancy flavored cream in your coffee guys too are ya ??
the fancy coffee's the geeked out bikes , the fancy gardens .... Unc .... your becoming a yuppie !!!! :laughing:
 

unclefishstick

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hell no,i used canned milk in my coffee,an old alaska habit since milk is like 12 bux a gallon up there...i was just out this morning,i use the almond milk for granola normally,im not lactose intolerant or any of that other modern food allergy bs....although a lot of that is because of the frankenfoods on the market now and the messed up chemical soup we live in these days....

naw,i aint the fancy one,that would be doc with his hand roasted cat poop coffee and what not,i buy my coffee at walmart for gods sake!

and none of my bikes are really that fancy,even all three together dont cost as much as one semi fancy bike...im really only now getting beyond the stuff that was "good enough" to buying better quality gear,but im still not plunking down cash for "race quality" or any fancy carbon fiber doodads...really its all very logical what i have been buying and upgrading and my approach to acquiring the skill sets i need to do what i want and gaining the raw endurance i need for it to not suck too bad...keep in mind i had never really done anything like cycle touring before july of last year,and i had to sort of re-learn how to ride a bike....give me another six months and i should be a decent mountain biker,and have all the gear needed for everything from ultra lite bikepacking to full on kitchen sink touring...thinking about rigging up the road bike for speed touring...you know,crack off 200 miles in a day? sounds like fun eh?
 

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hell no,i used canned milk in my coffee,an old alaska habit since milk is like 12 bux a gallon up there...i was just out this morning,i use the almond milk for granola normally,im not lactose intolerant or any of that other modern food allergy bs....although a lot of that is because of the frankenfoods on the market now and the messed up chemical soup we live in these days....

THIS!

And also big ups to almond (I prefer coconut) milk on your granola :good:
 
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