Marmite, how do you take yours.

[Sativa Dragon]

Marmite is one of those things I want to like because I know it is full of vitamins, I can't get past the taste on toast.

How do you apply your Marmite.

I have read of hot water in a mug?

Peace

 

[MJBadger]

Great as a drink , one of my ex girlfriends loved the stuff so much she used to smear it on a certain part of my body & spend ages cleaning it off with her oral .
Cannot look at a jar of Marmite now without a secret smile .

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

Personally...never had the stuff. But I definitely vote for MJ's method of serving marmite to your snuggle-bunny. She can have her marmite, and eat you too.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

On toast, with more than the usual amount of Marmite. Enough to make you have this face

As for the genital application...I find chocolate mousse and good old squirty cream to be best. With the tar like consistency of Marmite, one can't help but feel that, unless your GF is a Great Dane or has the sandpapery tongue of a cat, you are still going to have to wash your knackers after. Any sexual activity which requires my post-coital cleaning ritual to be more than wiping my bellend on her nightie/the curtains, is out. Nutella is bad enough.

 

[Sativa Dragon]

This ^^^ makes me laugh really fuckin hard.

Thanks folks

Peace

 

[MJBadger]

Sativa , also makes a great addition to something like a beef or meat soup , if your after your vits a hot drink is probably the best way .
H G , I used to find soap & water done the trick , what used to make me laugh was that she was a confirmed vegetarian .

Nutella LOL

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Nutella LOL

Seriously...Having laid back and endured an hour of her trying to lick it off, the end result was a) I stank of spit, and b) I looked like I had just finished filming some scat porn. Shit's not as easy as you might think.

Many years later, another lady bought a jar of chocolate body paint...which is nutella, but 10 pounds for a jar the size of a hotel breakfast marmalade jar, and a a paintbrush. Needless to say, I declined. Squirty cream all the way.. throw on some strawberries and you've got a Trifle.

 

[Stoner4Life]

This surely belongs in the Food Porn thread.......




sounds like Vegemites slutty cousin.

 

[noyd666]

lol slutty cousin.

 

[Sativa Dragon]

OH Lord LMFAO!! what a cool direction this thread has gone.

Peace

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Trifle....
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Catherine Zeta Jones before Hollywood got her. Black undies and para boots, its a winning combo. If only youtube had her sexy dance to T-Rex in front of the fridge......

 

[noyd666]

good an messy.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

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His mum hopes that's Marmite.

 

[Sativa Dragon]

Wow that kids cutting his teeth at an early age.

Prolly had nice skin for a month after that.

LMAO!!! KEEP IT COMIN>

Peace

 

[mrcreosote]

Pretty clever.

It's like taking all the garbage on the slaughter house floor and turning it into hot dogs.

Take the leftover schmeg from brewing beer, stick it in a jar and tell em it's healthy, even though it tastes like asshole paste.

Those Brits ain't fooling me.

 

[noyd666]

lol more brit goodies.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

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TWIGLETS

Yummy Marmite flavour crunchy snack. The perfect partner for a pint of bitter/real ale.

Barmaid - "Pint of John Smith's and a packet of Twiglets?"
Harry - "You know me well."

 

[siftedunity]

marmite is great in a crisp sandwich with cheese.

 

[Sativa Dragon]

That actually sounds real tasty.

Might have to look for them on the next trip to the UK.

Peace

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

Without further ado....the Marmite Taste Test!

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