Or you could superglue her labia to a bowling ball while she's sleeping.
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Should you break up with a girl if she...
- Thread starter skullznroses
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there is 3,5 billion women in the world, why stick with one that treats you bad? (and that goes the other way around too) life is too short to let other people make it miserable for you
living alone is not a bad thing, if you miss sex then there is plenty to be found on the internet, and if you miss the company get a dog
living alone is not a bad thing, if you miss sex then there is plenty to be found on the internet, and if you miss the company get a dog
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DJXXPLATINUM
I THINK, IF YOU HAVE TO ASK.....RUNNNNN..YOU WILL THANK ME...DJ
Honestly dude, your pretty much pooched.
You got a immature 20yr old who knows you grow....Hope your legal if you dump her.
I suggest you wait till you are getting close to cropping..
STOP HAVING SEX, make sure Aunt flow comes.....crop and dump..
Send out your genetics, Start over somewhere fresh...
Never trust a scorned 20 something spoiled woman....seriously dude...JAIL TIME AINT WORTH IT.
I dumped 2lbs of quality cheeba over a MAD exgf...better than JAIL
You got a immature 20yr old who knows you grow....Hope your legal if you dump her.
I suggest you wait till you are getting close to cropping..
STOP HAVING SEX, make sure Aunt flow comes.....crop and dump..
Send out your genetics, Start over somewhere fresh...
Never trust a scorned 20 something spoiled woman....seriously dude...JAIL TIME AINT WORTH IT.
I dumped 2lbs of quality cheeba over a MAD exgf...better than JAIL
Bury it some place?
Just kidding dude, that is a pretty good point
wait 'til the harvest is done at the very least, you can always bury it if she does grass.
WEll, this is indeed some good insight people. Too bad the bulldogs in Washington DC and London are little bitches compared to the horsepower you can pull from slighted stoners. This is indeed one of those days that I am happy to be an ICmag member.
As far as the boredom comments go, you are so correct. She is basically bored. I am an outgoing person and she is a sheltered cry baby to some degree. She has a good job, better pay then my day job as of right now. But basically she hasn't learned how to have a job and a life yet, so I just annoy her be being socially mobile as well as hard working. She is jealous that I have time for my life outside work, but YOU GUYS are right, thats not my fault... I should runn. So I think ya'll are right I should back off and make her figure her shit out. Stop plugging the damn with bubble gum.
Id bang her mom to see if that helped, but Im not going down a road that been closed for 15 years... eeeewww. Yes, anal might be the answer. She is def the prettiest girl in her family, so Ill just stick it to her money maker. This solution has worked many times in the past. In fact Im starting to think this might loosen her up, and therefor provide me with some relief from the instabitch she brews. Its just that she is getting fatter by the day and my sex drive stops at 24% body fat. Were close to over heating here...
As far as the grow is concerned. Well I don't want to suggest Im Italian... but a few years ago she got the message when she threatened about turning rat regarding my setup. Lets just say that she is kinda scared of a few of my friends and really doesn't care to fuck with them i.e. fuck with me. It would suck to have to go underground on the local scene and hide my head lest rumors start to float, but I honestly think that she would keep her mouth shut. She has a white collar type of job, lets say working in a hospital where her job would be seriously threatened if it got out she was conspiracy to distribute. On that note I give flowers away, and I file taxs for every tiny red cent I earn... and were near Mass/Vt border, so a bag in my pocket and a barrel buried on a dead end road means the most I can get is a decrim traffic ticket. That being said if we ever broke up Id have to cover my tracks to set up again in peace without paranoia that her friends could rat on me.
WEll gents.. tonight is the night we talk turkey. Im not sure what her problem is, but if she keeps blaming me for her personal dissatisfaction you can bet it won't be good news for the fam. Im sick of carrying dead wood, even if its not rotten wood. Im sick of getting brow beaten for having a good time, so something is going to give. Im years in into a relationship and if the boat sinks now, Im swimming not drowning.
Report back tomorrow.
As far as the boredom comments go, you are so correct. She is basically bored. I am an outgoing person and she is a sheltered cry baby to some degree. She has a good job, better pay then my day job as of right now. But basically she hasn't learned how to have a job and a life yet, so I just annoy her be being socially mobile as well as hard working. She is jealous that I have time for my life outside work, but YOU GUYS are right, thats not my fault... I should runn. So I think ya'll are right I should back off and make her figure her shit out. Stop plugging the damn with bubble gum.
Id bang her mom to see if that helped, but Im not going down a road that been closed for 15 years... eeeewww. Yes, anal might be the answer. She is def the prettiest girl in her family, so Ill just stick it to her money maker. This solution has worked many times in the past. In fact Im starting to think this might loosen her up, and therefor provide me with some relief from the instabitch she brews. Its just that she is getting fatter by the day and my sex drive stops at 24% body fat. Were close to over heating here...
As far as the grow is concerned. Well I don't want to suggest Im Italian... but a few years ago she got the message when she threatened about turning rat regarding my setup. Lets just say that she is kinda scared of a few of my friends and really doesn't care to fuck with them i.e. fuck with me. It would suck to have to go underground on the local scene and hide my head lest rumors start to float, but I honestly think that she would keep her mouth shut. She has a white collar type of job, lets say working in a hospital where her job would be seriously threatened if it got out she was conspiracy to distribute. On that note I give flowers away, and I file taxs for every tiny red cent I earn... and were near Mass/Vt border, so a bag in my pocket and a barrel buried on a dead end road means the most I can get is a decrim traffic ticket. That being said if we ever broke up Id have to cover my tracks to set up again in peace without paranoia that her friends could rat on me.
WEll gents.. tonight is the night we talk turkey. Im not sure what her problem is, but if she keeps blaming me for her personal dissatisfaction you can bet it won't be good news for the fam. Im sick of carrying dead wood, even if its not rotten wood. Im sick of getting brow beaten for having a good time, so something is going to give. Im years in into a relationship and if the boat sinks now, Im swimming not drowning.
Report back tomorrow.
correct I suppose except Im a cat person with two great cats. lol got that covered.
Its not that Im treated bad, its more that Im not treated to anything, and totally unappreciated.
In Our 26 yr. Marriage, My wife has participated in most of the obsessions I have undertaken First were aquariums. I stert w/a 29gal. freshwater, and within 6 mos. our spare bedroom looks like a Fish Store, a rack with 12-15 breeder tanks cause my angles spawned on their own in My community tank, and it was so cool I had to spawn anything
I liked(African Chiclids Mostly).
Next came Guns/asult rifles, then archery,then Bicycling, then dirt track stock cars.
During this time ALL mY Friends Ole Ladies are telling their Men,,,I cant believe She lets Him do,, fill in the blank, meanwhile the only thing that makes these type BITCH's truly happy is DRAMA!!! they're all divorced,,BTW.
Hey this shit aint for Sissies.
The ole lady and I just had a blow out, aint neither one of us changed a bit.
But I have already apologized for My part of it. It always takes a few hours, but She will make hers in Her own time.
Fucked up but that's what works for Us,,, ATM.
As I am working through the rage issues that I am currently working through, and all aspects of My life that have gotten \Us where we are,,, Well I am not sure if We will
Make it or not.
Once a person learns to TRUELY know and LOVE Him/Herself,,, well I am actually having MORE problems dealing w/disfuntion.
This pains Me DEEPLY to consider going forward w/o The only lady I have ever been with, or Loved.(other than My Moms)
She is a Wonderfull Person, but her child hood was so Fucked up by a stepdad who she was left to at 16yrs old when Her Mom finally died after a 6 year battle w/Breast Cancer.
Fill in those blanks yourself.
Best of luck Bro.
PEACE;1TT
I liked(African Chiclids Mostly).
Next came Guns/asult rifles, then archery,then Bicycling, then dirt track stock cars.
During this time ALL mY Friends Ole Ladies are telling their Men,,,I cant believe She lets Him do,, fill in the blank, meanwhile the only thing that makes these type BITCH's truly happy is DRAMA!!! they're all divorced,,BTW.
Hey this shit aint for Sissies.
The ole lady and I just had a blow out, aint neither one of us changed a bit.
But I have already apologized for My part of it. It always takes a few hours, but She will make hers in Her own time.
Fucked up but that's what works for Us,,, ATM.
As I am working through the rage issues that I am currently working through, and all aspects of My life that have gotten \Us where we are,,, Well I am not sure if We will
Make it or not.
Once a person learns to TRUELY know and LOVE Him/Herself,,, well I am actually having MORE problems dealing w/disfuntion.
This pains Me DEEPLY to consider going forward w/o The only lady I have ever been with, or Loved.(other than My Moms)
She is a Wonderfull Person, but her child hood was so Fucked up by a stepdad who she was left to at 16yrs old when Her Mom finally died after a 6 year battle w/Breast Cancer.
Fill in those blanks yourself.
Best of luck Bro.
PEACE;1TT
If you're strong and know yourself well enough... you can make everthing work somehow Skull.
nachoconqueso
Member
I once broke up with a girl because she complained that it was snowing in early May.
whatta bitch!!!
Okay guys we had the talk last night. So Im not really looking forward to the talk, and don't say "hi" the right way when she comes home. She tells me she had a great day thinking about what to say and how to solve the problem, but when I said "hi" the wrong way she couldn't follow through.
Complaining about snow in May.. yeah thats where Im at. Nothing is good enough for this girl, yet, nothing she does makes her happy. Im just stuck with an unhappy person who wants things I can't do.
What I ended up saying to her was that if she didn't like where my life is at for the moment she needs to get around her bullshit social constructs. She wants two kids and two car garage, as we all do, but can't seem to be happy with what comes before that.
Basically she needed to hear, after 3 1/2 years that you can't be a fair weather fan. If you want to see the wagon make it out to Oregon, then you're goin to have to fight a few Indians on the way.
It made me feel good to get that part out, basically Im sick of getting love based on how much I can give her at anytime. What if my job takes up 4 solid days of my time every week? Then you are so immature that you want to blame me, becuase its some sort of reflection on how I love her. Sorry Im a pot smoking hippy with a heart of gold, and a jar of headies... if 3 days a week solid time ain't enough then tough shit. Its not like I can go into a bank and demand a good paying job with easy hours and great benefits just to make her happy.
Im an unconventional person. It took me 11 years to finish college, with 2 mini careers in between. Hell I used to sell organic farm products when I was her age, and did uite well for myself and my boss's business. She just doesn't want to face the music.
Meanwhile I feel like such a failure based on how she talks to me. It sucks, theres nothing worse then getting kicked in the balls by somebody who you have helped grow and change for the better.
Now basically Im lookin to move on. Not my choice, perhaps not hers, thats the hard part. We haven't even grown apart.. more the lack of never really growing close enough.
In the end I feel you should be respected in personal relationships for how you perform in personal relationships.. she wants to think that your performance in the real world should be your performance for the relationship. Well it is, I got a job in a tough economy, and then 9 months later walked out and got an even better job 2 days later moving up in my current field. Her professional style job is great,,, but she is miserable at the end of the day, out of shape, constantly tired and personally bored. Do you think I even came down on her for that.
Back to the Oregon trail analogy... when the bullets fly you gotta have each others back or else you never know who you might end up shooting.
...Im going to crawl back into bed until I can move out later this month.... unless she somehow sees the light.
ps. I just gotta laugh, out of her friends from college, she has the best life and still its not good enough. Too bad Im not sure its going to get better for her, but worse.
Complaining about snow in May.. yeah thats where Im at. Nothing is good enough for this girl, yet, nothing she does makes her happy. Im just stuck with an unhappy person who wants things I can't do.
What I ended up saying to her was that if she didn't like where my life is at for the moment she needs to get around her bullshit social constructs. She wants two kids and two car garage, as we all do, but can't seem to be happy with what comes before that.
Basically she needed to hear, after 3 1/2 years that you can't be a fair weather fan. If you want to see the wagon make it out to Oregon, then you're goin to have to fight a few Indians on the way.
It made me feel good to get that part out, basically Im sick of getting love based on how much I can give her at anytime. What if my job takes up 4 solid days of my time every week? Then you are so immature that you want to blame me, becuase its some sort of reflection on how I love her. Sorry Im a pot smoking hippy with a heart of gold, and a jar of headies... if 3 days a week solid time ain't enough then tough shit. Its not like I can go into a bank and demand a good paying job with easy hours and great benefits just to make her happy.
Im an unconventional person. It took me 11 years to finish college, with 2 mini careers in between. Hell I used to sell organic farm products when I was her age, and did uite well for myself and my boss's business. She just doesn't want to face the music.
Meanwhile I feel like such a failure based on how she talks to me. It sucks, theres nothing worse then getting kicked in the balls by somebody who you have helped grow and change for the better.
Now basically Im lookin to move on. Not my choice, perhaps not hers, thats the hard part. We haven't even grown apart.. more the lack of never really growing close enough.
In the end I feel you should be respected in personal relationships for how you perform in personal relationships.. she wants to think that your performance in the real world should be your performance for the relationship. Well it is, I got a job in a tough economy, and then 9 months later walked out and got an even better job 2 days later moving up in my current field. Her professional style job is great,,, but she is miserable at the end of the day, out of shape, constantly tired and personally bored. Do you think I even came down on her for that.
Back to the Oregon trail analogy... when the bullets fly you gotta have each others back or else you never know who you might end up shooting.
...Im going to crawl back into bed until I can move out later this month.... unless she somehow sees the light.
ps. I just gotta laugh, out of her friends from college, she has the best life and still its not good enough. Too bad Im not sure its going to get better for her, but worse.
If we are going to look at this as an Oregon trail thing ...........
at least you had the sense to get the fuck away from the Donner party before you reached the point of no return.
at least you had the sense to get the fuck away from the Donner party before you reached the point of no return.
yesss
especially if he might get caught holding the purse ..... ahem ....... i mean bag
sorry brother i had too! yes i know i'm an asshole ........ but i was meant as a joke
sorry brother i had too! yes i know i'm an asshole ........ but i was meant as a joke
Yeah that girl is actually in jail now. I spent $20k to keep her out of prison for coca. She dodged a huge bullet (24 grams) and continued to use. That is what broke us up. Anyway, water under the bridge. My wife is a sweet young latina and we know each other better culturally
Here is what made me know my wife was the ONE.
15 months house arrest for me = A LOT of time alone with her..
If we could survive that....m'eh marriage..piece of cake....and that was with me not smoking my meds. lol
15 months house arrest for me = A LOT of time alone with her..
If we could survive that....m'eh marriage..piece of cake....and that was with me not smoking my meds. lol
